WOUWOWOWOOWUOIEUOWOUE i woke up in my pee bed because i forgot to put my diapers on. I called my mommy to come clean me, but she refused because I smelled like a big bag of wet shit UWU. "mommy!!! Please come clean me u ugly dumb mom" i said. "Shut the fuck up stupid child im going to work i love u go take a shower because u smell like the back of my foot." mom said. Oh NO what am i gonna do without my mommy!!!! I went and prepared my first shower of the year. GROSSS i hate showers because i love the smell of my MUST. my mom called me..."go take a shower bc magic wont love you." mom said. "according to my calculations I'M PRETTY SURE SHE WILL LOVE IT" i left my house to go to the bus while eating my cheese quackers :3. When i went on the bus, everyone was yelling at me because stnak upped the buss. perosnALLY i thought i semleld good but i wass wrogn :(. But i know magic will love me for who i am because she is my cute little kitty uwu maid. It was lunch and i was at the table alone because all my friends left me :3. I went on a goku.com to watch my daily vore, magic-chan came near my table and saw what was on screen!!! >.< once she saw it i said, "h--h-h-h-h--h-h-hhi m--magic-c-c-c-c--han!1..!>!!>1. >.< d--d--d-o you w-want to w--watch with m-mm-m-mm-m--e? Magic-chan just stood there with a blank stare and she walked away. W--w-what did i do............???????? ;---; i started crying while vore was in the background. I ate my cheese crackers sadly and went back to class. I have never talked to a girl before because i produce my own moisturizer and it smells so good to me but not to them. I only talk to girls on d-d-d--discord.
Note: i twied on this one as well i hope u like this is based off of real life so pwease dont judge b-b-baka!!
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my uwu kitten life
Romancethis is about a boy named logan who really likes vore and this is his story about how he gets rejected by every girl he meets.
