Malk

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[Malk]

C: Oh this one is funny (^v^)

Nezu: Okay

Aizawa: Whatever I want to sleep..

C: No

Iida: Does the title mean milk not malk?

C: You'll understand when you see it

It showed Kirishima, Denki and Bakugo in the kitchen. Denki and Kirishima were at the table while Bakugo was searching through the fridge.

"Hey Kirishima, got anything to drink?"  

"Yeah, in the fridge." 

"Hey Bakugo, grab me a glass of malk."

Bakugo: This stupid pikachu

Denki: Hey!

Momo: Denki I think it's called milk not malk

Mina: I wonder what going to happen

"We don't have any malk but I could get you some milk."

"That's what he just said.."

Bakugo: Shitty hair, you are a fucking idiot

Kirshima: I sound manly though!

Bakugo closed the fridge and looked at them. "No you're saying it wrong, your saying malk like it's a disease.."

Kirishima started chuckling. "How do you say it?"

"I'm saying it the way everybody thought to say it, milk, M.I.L.K"

"Right like 2%"

"No, no, no, no, say milk shake."

"Milkshake."

"Now say milk."

"Malk."

Jirou: Dumb, dumb as hell

Denki: (owo)

Bakugo looking at them in anger. "Are you hearing this?"

"Yeah, the man wants a glass of mulk."

Bakugo's eyes widened. "Mulk?!"

"Give him the mulk Bakubro!"

Aizawa comes out of nowhere-

"Kirishima, inside voices please."

"Sorry Dadzawa, my white friends."

Aizawa walked out of the kitchen.

"Bakugo, pour me a glass of malk!"

Aizawa: Are they seriously arguing about that..

C: Yes

"Why are you yelling at me!?"

Sero: I mean you yell at us..

Bakugo: What did you say!?

C: Shhh

"Just give him the freaking mulk!"

"You guys aren't even saying the same thing!"

"We're all saying malk Bakugo!"

Bakugo: YOU GUYS FUCKING AREN'T

"No you're saying malk, your saying-"

Bakugo was cut off by Kirishima screaming mulk while Denki screaming malk. Bakguo was getting pissed at this.

"Shut up!"

Bakugo pulls out a gun from the cabinet.

"SHUT UP!"

As he points the gun at himself.

Uraraka: Why do we have guns in the cabinet?!

Izuku: Kacchan is pretty mad

Iida: How does the school allow this?

C: I don't know

Denki and Kirishima pulled out of there guns from their pockets.

Iida: You guys have guns in your pockets?!"

"Better put it down!"

"Don't do it Bakubro!"

"You're going to shoot me if I shoot myself, that doesn't make any sense!"

Everyone: ...

Kirishima and Denki looked at each other, nodded then point their gun towards each other

Aizawa: Oh my god I'm going to have trouble with my sleeping schedule.."

"Josh put it down!"

"Put your gun down!"

"Josh put it down.

"I'M GOING TO KILL MY SELF OVER THIS!

"PUT THE GUN DOWN!"

"BAKUBRO YOU'RE JUST LIKE A BROTHER LIKE ME!"

"PUT YOUR GUN DOWN!"

"BRO YOU'RE JUST A BRO TO ME!"

"AHHHHHHHH"

The screen turned black.

C: Well, what do you think?

Nezu: Interesting...

Bakugo: Stupid

Mina: Funny

Tsuyu: I don't know..

C: Alright we can c-conn tinuesoudss---ed---...-...

Denki: Um guys what's going on?

Uraraka: Is it me or did C's voice started to glitch?

Shigaraki: What's going on?!

All Might: All of us are trying to figure that out!

Then suddenly the screen started glitching.

Mineta: G-Guys the screen is glitching!

Everyone tuned their head towards the screen and saw a green haired man, with a black hoodie, a black mask and goggles.

???:Sorry to disturb C, she's just having a nap right now..

Izuku: What did you do to her!?

???: Oh nothing I just knocked her out, now we'll be reacting to something different since I'm in control..

Izuku: What do you..

???: Silence and go ahead and watch this, don't worry C will be alright unless you do something stupid..

Everyone: ...

???: Alright let's start, shall we?

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 19, 2021 ⏰

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