𝗽𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘂𝗺 • 𝖺 𝗍𝖺𝗀 𝖻𝗈𝗈𝗄

tagged #1

hey besties idek if anyones actually gonna read this but if u are ily also DID YOU SEE THE TITLE PICTURE BC LMFAO IT WAS ON MY PINTEREST RECOMMENDED AND ITS SENDING ME

uh yea so here we go...

full name?

asteria is my alias so i don't really have a last name on here

zodiac sign?

virgo lmao we're the best istg-

three fears?

y'all trynna blackmail me or smth...anywayyy

- small/cramped spaces

- men (ITS LITERALLY CALLED ANDROPHOBIA I SWEAR IT EXISTS)

- the orthodontist (do i even need to explain?)

three things i love?

not me googling things people like....chile anyway so...

- books

- window nooks

- food.

four turn ons?

wtf

four turn offs?

people asking me this.

my best friend?

my irl bsf isn't on here (she literally lives in a diff continent *cries*) but IM TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR ONLINE BESTIESSS

sexual orientation?

bi.

best first date?

jokes on u ive never had one (nor do i want one)

how tall am i?

YALL IDK MY EXACT HEIGHT BUT IM SUPER TALL FOR MY AGE AND I BULLY ALL OF MY FRIENDS (BC THEY'RE SHORT ASFFF) AND THEY HATE ME LMAOOO

what do i miss?

traveling? idk.

favorite colour?

like light turquoise blue and sage/mint green

do i have a crush?

uhhhhh....does it count if i have about 100+ fictional ones?

favorite quote?

ok so this was like briefly in my bio but i literally love frida kahlo sm so here are a few of my fav quotes of hers.

a funny one:

- "doctor, if you let me take this tequila, i promise you not to drink at my funeral."

an iconic anti-capitalist one:

- "the upper class is disgusting and im furious with all these rich people here, having seen thousands of people in abject squalor".

a love letter to americans:

- "i find that americans completely lack sensibility and good taste. they are boring and they all have faces like unbaked trolls."

im technically american but its ok bc she didn't lie-

literally a satan simp:

- "the devil is blonde and his blue eyes, like two stars fired love, with his tie and red panties. i think the devil is lovely."

anyway there's another slightly R rated one but idk if i shld put it in- k anyway next question.

favorite place?