The Spring Break Plan

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Forgive me for...ZE CLIFFHANGER ENDING! It's fanfic law...sorry ╯﹏╰... Enjoy my Derps. -xxx Kit
(your P. O. V)

"Oh Galm...welcome to the darkside..."You say changing your Skype voice to a bane/vader voice.(Luke I am your father/you think the darkness is your allie...oh the references)"W-wait... Galm we can't lose you...YOU'RE ARE THUNDER!"Chilled yells worried."hahaha... Oh SHIT! Umm... Guys I'm stuck on VaderBane voice..."You say trying to change it back to normal. All the guys laugh as you change to chipmunk, frog, and normal."MEH SKYPE HATES ME!"You cry now in your normal voice."NOOB!"Chilled coos into the camera so loud you can hear it in the apartment."Sure... I'M THE NOOB!"You shout while stabbing him."Okay... Well I have school tomorrow so...bye bye!"You say as the you and the others log off Murder."NOOOOOOOO!STAY ON SKYPE FOR A LITTLE BIT LONGER!"The crew yells(at different times)."Fine... Fine since you haven't bored me to death..."You reply. Everyone is done recording and now you're all just chatting."So I'm gonna be a girl for a sec... Who was your first kiss?"Ze asked the group(THIS PROBABLY ISN'T ACCURATE!!!)."Oh mine was some girl in grade school..."Smarty said trying to remember her name."Mine was when I played spin the bottle..."Galm said blushing."Mine was a smexy chick in highschool!"Ze said Proudly."I-I don't remember..."Chilled mumbled shamefully."What about you... Minor?"Smarty gestured to you using your new nickname."Oh...um... Well..." You muttered starting to blush like crazy."Who was the lucky man?"Ze asked."I... Um... I-I haven't had... My... Erm...first kiss..."You look down embarrassed."W-wait wha-how? But your sooooo pretty!"Galm yells dissapointed."We must fix this..."Smarty says determined to help."Why? I mean your like... SEXY!"Ze says unashamed."Well... I was never really interested in guys... Other than friend relationships..."You answer playing with a bobble head next to your computer."OH NO!Galm make a funny face she's getting bored!"Smarty yelled in a panic. The next thing you knew you were on the floor laughing so hard you couldn't breathe."GALM-ST-STOP IT! P-PLEASE!"You scream between gasps of air."Okay Galm she's had enough..."Ze giggled."Anyway how we supposed to fix it?"Chilled asked Smarty."Well... I'm having a spring break party... You should all come over..."Smarty said remembering about it."Sounds awesome...I'm coming,Ze?"Galm asked Ze."Definitely...Chilled?"Ze raises an eyebrow at Chilled."Yep... What about you Y/N?"Chilled looks at you with hope."Erm...sure I guess... I don't do anything anyway...besides sit at home playing video games..."You say knowing you had nothing to do anyway."Okay everyone mute Y/N for a sec..."Ze said you didn't hear anything else because you were on mute.(obviously... = ̄ω ̄=)

(Ze's P. O. V...this is new:3)

"Okay everyone mute Y/N for a sec..."You say muting her."So what's your plan Smarty?"You look at him with suspicion."What... I don't know what you mean..."Smarty attempts to look innocent but fails."Okay cough it up..."Chilled says getting suspicious as well."Okay... Obviously all of us are at least a little attracted to Y/N... So we're gonna play spin the bottle and 7 minutes in heaven...to sees who wins... We all have to bring a girl... Chilled since Y/N is closer to you in range she's yours... Everyone else bring a chick or crush... Fair?"Smarty explains we all nod our heads in agreement. After we chat on who we're going to bring."I'm bringing Minx and Krism...they count as one since they're getting married..."I say as we begin to debate I see Y/N creep up to Chilled. As I began to tell Chilled she puts her finger on her lips silently telling us not to tell. We all just stop talking and start giggling."What's so funn-GAHHHHHHHHHSJDDJ!?!"Chilled screeched as Y/N yelled"NOOB!!!" In his ear. The whole crew starts laughing hard.

(your P. O. V)

"NOOB!!!"You scream at Chilled right in his ear."What-what was that for!?!"Chilled asks while everyone else is laughing."Well... You all muted me and I got bored... And you were the closest and easiest target..."You say in between laughing because Ze had Chilled's scared face froze on his screen."Okay see ya guys in two days...I still have to attend school..."You say in a grumpy/sarcastic tone. You ended the Skype call on your laptop that you carried along with you.
Bye my derps, I know some of you probably had your first kiss but hush child let me write... Hope you likey...I swear this was my face while writing this(๑ơ ₃ ơ)Lawl
-xxx Kit

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