Chapter 6: Potato Bastard

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Reader P.O.V.

We had so much fun playing in the pool and eating America's barbeque, yet I still wonder something. I wonder why England asked about who I'd want to stay with and raise me. The way I answered is what I really want for things to happen for me, ever since I've been with them, it made me forget my loneliness.

Anywho, England is talking to everyone in the picnic table, probably thats why he asked that question. I really want to stay with everyone, but if I were to choose someone it would be Germany. Out of everyone, he has been telling me lots of stories about himself!

I'm gonna go anyway and see of they'll let me stay with Germany so he can tell me more stories! Later then I can go stay with someone else and have more fun!

I quickly skip over to the picnic tables and ask, "Guys, I hope its not rude of me to say this, but could I start my stay with Germany?" Everyone looks a bit surprised at my question, even Germany looks a bit red, probably that I'd like to stay with him first.

America looks at me and exclaims, "You sure that you wanna stay with this dude for a while? I mean he's not the most amusing dude around here like, me, the hero!" England shots America a threatning look, that scares me, and America stops boasting about himself.

"I don't care of Germany isn't that fun, if you want I'll go stay with someone else after I have stayed with Germany!" Japan raised his hand a bit and looked at everyone so he could their attention.

China notices and nods for Japan to speak so he can tell what he has in mind. Japan hesitates a bit, but continues, "If Dreamland is proposing that she stays with us, like taking turns, does a week sound an appropriate amount of time?" That sounds like an awesome idea from Japan, I mean he's thought of a great idea!

Everyone seems to agree as they nod in agreement, this is wonderful! Italy then gets up from his seat and cheerfully yells, "I hope you stay with me next and my big brother, Romano! I should call him too so he knows about this!" As Italy reached in his pockets grabbing out a phone, Germany rubbed his forehead in somewhat unamusment.

Many of the others laugh a bit too, I'm a bit clueless to this, but Italy is continuing the call. "Ciao Romano! We found this new little country and her name is Dreamland! Plus guess who she's staying with first and then with us!" After a few seconds of silence, Italy puts his phone on the tableand puts on speaker, the call will probably be loud enough for us to hear.

This guy named Romano takes a deep breath and then yells loudly, "DON'T TELL ME THAT LITTLE COUNTRY IS STAYING WITH THAT STUPID POTATO BASTARD AND POTATO BASTARD NUMBER TWO!" For some reason, China covered my ears with his hands and started taking me over to the pool. Did Romano say something very bad that I still haven't learned about?

I stayed at the pool dipping my feet in the water with China for a long time. During that I could see everyone was laughing, Italy put the phone back to his ear, and Germany was talking to Japan as he nodded. When Italy put the phone in his pocket, China took my hand and lead me back to everyone.

Japan looked at me and said, "Please excuse Italy's older brother, he always acts like that when Germany is brought up to him!" I nod to Japan, but what is Potato bastard? Is it like a nickname that Romano gave to Germany and could I use it? I should probably call him that when we're at his house.

France smiles and says, "Well if we're going to take turns taking care of Dreamland, she should get to Germany's house quick." Everyone nods and they all say goodbye to me as Germany calls a taxi so we can leave.

*Timeskip to Germany's house*

It was fun going on a plane for the first time and when Germany and I arrived to his country, he took me shopping for a few clothes. He did look a bit embrassed shopping with me, but it was fun when he showed me around many places!

Now we were at his front door as he dug in his pockets for his keys as he set done his luggage and the shopping bags. When he opened the door and got everything inside, he directed me to the living room and I saw a guy sleeping on the couch. Germany walked over to him and shaked him until he woke up and yawned a bit.

He then looks at me and asks, "Who is this little girl Germany? Don't tell me this some new weird fetish you're showing me!" Germany got a bit red and smacked the guy in the head, which sent him down face first onto the floor.

Germany rubbed his head a bit and said, "No Prussia this a new country, who has appeared recently, her name is Dreamland. Now would you mind being nice and introduce yourself to her?" Prussia gets up and flashes a confident smile at me as he then says, "I am the awesome Prussia or Germany's big brother!"

I smile at him and look at Germany, but then I remember that I want to see if I can call him Potato bastard! I grab a few of my shopping bags and say, "Well let's get going Potato bastard! You don't mind I call you that since that Romano person called you by that name, right?" Germany looks a but shocked and falls on the couch as Prussia starts laughing.

Is that nickname only between Germany and Romano, meaning I can't use it? Wait Romano did also say Potato bastard number two, so would that mean Prussia aswell since they're related? I should call Prussia that and see if its okay to use those nicknames!

"Um...Potato bastard number two, is it okay if I call you guys by those nicknames?" Prussia stops laughing and looks at me shocked aswell, then he falls on the floor again. Oh my gosh, did I mess up by calling them by those nicknames?

Germany then stands up from the couch, a bit wobbly, and says, "Dreamland please don't call us that again please. Romano isn't that much of good friend to us as you think, that nickname is an insult he uses at us." Prussia starts crawling over to a corner in the living room and starts having a depressing aura around him.

As Germany notices that I'm looking at Prussia he looks at me and reassures me by saying, "Don't worry, he's an idiot, he'll get over it in a few minutes. Now let's take you to the guest bedroom and get you set up, alright?" I nod and start walking with him to some stairs with my bags in hand.

Still I should say sorry later to Prussia and Germany for using such rude nickname on them! Hopefully I can do something in return since its still afternoon, enough time for me to get my room organized. Its going to be so much fun and once this week finishes I could ask Romano about those nicknames. Still, I feel this aching pain in my chest, hopefully it go away tomorrow.

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