y/n vs dream wheezing competition lol

ight here ya go.

"I challenge you to a compettion, a wheezing competition."

"Sounds fun.. what are the stakes?"

"The winner gets the loser's twitter account for a week."

"Sure, I'm in."

And so it was decided, the wheezing competition, a competition that could destroy a person's confidence and reputation with the simple press of a tweet button. Was decided for the very next day...

~time skip to the begginning of the competition~

The rules were simple, whoever wheezed the hardest would be crowned victor. Dream had a title to uphold. And you. Had nothing to lose. 

You had been in similar situation before, but never had you gone up against the king of wheezing himself, Dream. The others had already decided on who would be the ones to stream it, Karl and Phil were chosen. Tommy, being the little gremlin that he was, had tried to join the contest, but was struck down by Wilbur claiming that it was a serious competition, it was, in their eyes at least.

"For the first round, you each will be shown something you have proved to laugh at. Whoever laughs the loudest will gain have a head start in the next round of the competition." Wilbur announced.

Phil was on mute laughing his ass off, while his chat was spamming emotes, starting cults and just going completely fucking feral. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Tubbo, or rather Big law, had been appointed one of the judges and had bought a suit irl as the judges facecams would be seen on both streams.

Tommy was slightly pissed because he wasn't allowed in the competition, and was being noticeably more of a litte shit than usual (as Phil would put it).

Ranboo was trying so hard to laugh quietly that his face was so red he might've passed out right then and there.

Techno was so done with everyone's shit that he had tried to leave the vc multiple times but kept being added back, he had now accepted this fate and was sat at his desk with a bowl of popcorn.

Karl was silently cackling but inevitably failed and had to mute in vc. Chat was either vibing or being chaotic, there was no inbetween.

George probably would've slept through it all had Dream not found out that george never turned his phone off completely and called him continously for a hour until he picked up and got on the discord.

It was finally time. Time for you to prove to everyone. Friends. Enemies. Fans. that you were the rightful owner of The Crown of Wheezing.

Dream won the first round, as he laughs at pretty much anything, You won the second.

It was the end of the third and final round. The results were to be announced in mere seconds. Sweat dripped down the back of your neck, your throat sore and your voice raspy from the extensive wheezing. But you still sat at the edge of your seat, half standing in anticipation. 

The win had to be yours. Surely it had to be, you had wheezed so hard that you couldn't speak for a solid minute afterwards.

"And the winner is..." Tubbo began, you noted the tiredness in his voice, but pushed it to the back of your mind, nothing could stop you from winning this. You were too close.

There was silence for a few seconds. Dramatic effect right. Right?

A few more seconds later. Still nothing. You started to panic, but only slightly. 

A minute later and he still hadn't spoken. It wasn't just dramatic effect, Tubbo had passed out from lack of sleep. Again.

no no no

i'm too close

After a few minutes of panicked silence, a voice finally spoke. It was George's.

"so i rewatched the clip a few times.." he began, "and determined that the winner, with a wheezing length of 3 minutes and 49 seconds is..."

You visibly tensed. Come on. Hurry up. Yor're talking SO slowly!

"Y/N!"

YES!

YOU'D DONE IT.

YOU'D BEATEN THE KING OF WHEEZING HIMSELF!

The call erupted in cheering, with a few annoyed protests from Dream.

"JK Dre won"

excuse. me. what. the. fuck.

"That's it. I'm getting on the next plane over there and whooping both your asses in hockey."

The end.

676 words pog 

p.s If you dare me to write a fic on something dumb like this, you can bet your ass I'll probably do it lmao.