Authors note ~
Hello! If you didn't understand the title of this chapter; it means like 'exile' + 'ation' so exilation lol. This is basically a fanfic so have fun (?) idk. Also please do not make this about politics I'm totally neutral.
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It was January 20th, 2021. The day Donald Trump would be moved out of the office.
He sighed as he got up from his chair to use the bathroom down the long hall.
Once there, Donald found 2 men standing at the door; one holding a towel, the other holding shower supplies such as shampoo and soap.
"Your honor," the two men said at the same time, bowing upon Trump.
"No thanks." Donald was not having this today. He was overwhelmed and stressed about having to move out. He pushed through the door to the big bathroom.
How the hell did I NOT win the fucking election??? Ugh even the thought of JoE bIdEn being able to be in here makes me gag.
After 14 minutes of sitting on the toilet thinking about when he'd go back to his old house, not living in the Whitehouse anymore, he got up and walked over to his office again.
"Mr. president you have a visitor," a voice spoke in Trump's walkie talkie.
"He is waiting at the door coming upstairs now. Says his name is spongebob (?)" a different voice spoke.
What the hell kind of name is that... whatever.
Donald heard a knock at his door. "Hello?"
"It's spongebob. I think they told you I was coming."
Ugh
"come in." Trump looked up from his chair and saw the most beautiful man he had ever seen walk in.
With golden dirty blond hair and the most perfect blue eyes and shining white teeth- he could stare at him forever.
It wasn't until soongebob spoke up that trump realized he was blushing.
"So I'm here because I work for Biden and he said he wanted you to know you're an absolute dickhead. Now don't take it personally, I'm not the one who said that, personally I don't think ill of you,..."
Trump was barley paying attention to what the other was saying, too busy admiring all his features.
"But yeah just wanted to get that message to you." Donald was snapped back to reality at the others words, "Have a good day."
"Wait wait wait come back here," Donald pleaded for spongebob to not leave yet.
"Yes?"
"Y-you're beautifu-" shit.
What the fuck Donald?!?! What did I just say...
****SPONGEBOB POV*****
Spongebob's stomach filled with butterflies as he heard the president's comment.
"Oh? You think so?" He genuinely questioned.
"Welp- I uh yeah.. yeah I do..."
The tension was high in the room, leaving the two in a comfortable (?) silence.
"I- I have to get going now. Boss has a job for me and I don't want to be late." Spongebob spoke up after what seemed like hours but was only just a few seconds.
Donald cleared his throat. "Okay, well thank you for sending the message, I'll use it to my advantage."
What??
With that they shared a wave and spongebob walked out of the door, closing it as he left.
What just happened.... ?
****TRUMP POV****
"Oh my god" trump muttered under his breath after spongebob exited the room.
Once he caught his breath, he got up and walked to the mirror in the room. He was as red as a tomato.
I can't believe it... having feelings for someone who works for my rival? Wait no I don't have feelings for him... i can't, I'm straight! I have to be! For gods sake I have a wife!!!
Suddenly the door busted open, revealing an angry Joe. Trump glared at him.
What is HE doing here?
They stared each other down for a few seconds before both walking towards the other and embracing in an aggressive kiss- HAHAHA JKJK UNLESS.. OKAY LET'S CONTINUE THE REAL STORY
What is HE doing here?
"Get out of MY office." Biden demanded. "The deadline for you to still be here is 3:00 pm. It's 3:01 pm. In case you didn't notice."
"Fine. Let me through." Trump said as he aggressively shoved through the door behind Biden.
****BIDEN POV****
Damn he thick. Well that went better than planned.
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Authors note:
HAHAHAHAHA THANKS FOR READING THIS IS HILARIOUS
this is the first chapter so not a lot of words.
Chapter 2 tomorrow?
Any suggestions?
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