•Bottom Dream Oneshots•

incorrect quotes

Ship : Dream heram
Dream : *Walks down stairs* Hello random people who don't live here
Sapnap : Sup
George : Hey
Wilbur : Hello
Fundy : Morning
Illumina : Hey there
Techno : Hi
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Ship : Dreamnoblade
Dream : Why does no one let me have fun
Techno : Because when you have fun someone gets hurt or at least dies
Dream :
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Ship : Dreambur
Dream : I made tea
Wilbur : I don't want tea
Dream : I didn't make you tea because this is my tea.
Wilbur : Then why did you tell me?
Dream : it's a conversation starter
Wilbur : It's a horrible conversation starter
Dream : Oh is it? We're conversing. Checkmate
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Ship : Dreamnoblade
Tommy : Techno are you in love with Dream?
Techno : *starts sweating* ... No
Tommy : then why do you draw 'T + D'
in hearts everywhere?
Techno : it stands for terrible and depressed.
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Ship : Dreambur
Dream : the food to hot, I can't eat it.
Wilbur : your too hot and I still eat you
Dream : *blushes*
Wilbur : *winks at him*
Philza : One dinner. I just want ONE FLIPPING DINNER.
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Ship : Dreamnotfound
George : How's the most handsome man doing?
Dream : *Still looking at his phone* I don't know how are you?
George : *voice cracking* I'm fine.
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Ship : Dreamnoblade ( I love this ship ok)
Dream : I'm having a problem with this person
Techno : then kill them
Dream : no
Techno : Then I will kill them FOR you.
Dream : NO
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Ship : Dundy
Dream : it's really muggy out today.
Fundy : If I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I'm going to kill you.
Dream : *sips coffee from a bowl*
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Ship : Heram
Dream : Can you all try to see it from MY perspective?
The heram : *They all go on there knees or crouches down*
Dream :
Dream : I swear to god I'll kill you guys when your asleep.
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Ship : Heram
Dream : babe can you pass me the butter?
George : *reaching for the butter*
Sapnap : *reaching for the butter*
Fundy : *reaching for the butter*
Illumina : *reaching for the butter*
Techno and Wilbur : *Running down the stairs with butter*
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Ship : Dreamnap
Dream : *picks up phone* what, sap, I'm busy?
Sapnap : do you think drinking 36 cans of red bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die?
Dream :
Dream : im on my way
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Ship : Dreamnoblade
Technoblade : I could kill you right now if I wanted to.
Dream : ya so could another human being.
Techno :
Dream : So could a dog.
Techno :
Dream : So could a dedicated duck.
Techno :
Dream : you aren't special, Techno.
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Ok this chapter is all done hope y'all enjoyed thought you guys could take a break from all of that and enjoy some incorrect quotes because why not there amazing but anyways bye!

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