ava wanted a monster after a dodgy encounter. they went to the dodgy corner shop called the mini market and got a basic white monster can from the dodgy fridge. she went to the dodgy counter and waved at the dodgy owner.
"one can de monster pls" they said sadly
"no" the goate-d shop keeper said dodgily
"y not leng b" ava said
"bcs ur too young b" the shopkeep exclaimed "ain't no tony lopez here, I ain't tryna catch a case or sum"
"sod off"
ava took the monster can and marched away to join archie in the army, leaving the dodgy shopkeeperin the dust. he didn't care that hed just been robbed. misogynistic pardons were begged.
