Pick up lines

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Lisa: Hey Jennie unnie!

Jennie: What Lisa?

Lisa: They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. *Smiles broadly*

Jennie: look at Lisa *rolls and continues to watch Netflix*

Chaesoo: I swear to god that was one of the lamest Pick up lines I've ever heard

Lisa: *Pokes Jennie* Jennie unnie!

Jennie: what!

Lisa: would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angle *smiles wider*

Jennie: Whatever *turn around to watch her series again*

Jisoo: that sucks

Rosè: I can't agree more unnie

Lisa: *Pokes her* Jennie unnie!!

Jennie: for god sakes what!!

Lisa: Sorry, but you owe me a drink.

Jennie: Tf I don't owe you anything *confused look*

Lisa: Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. *smiles like a idiot*

Jennie: *gives Lisa a annoyed look and continues to watch her series*

Jisoo: Jennies reaction is having me die anyways that was also lame. You must tell a better pick up line if you want her flattered.

Rosè: True!

Lisa: *Pokes her again* Jennie unnie!!

Jennie: for gods sake I haven't even watch the half of this episode because you keep bothering me what the fucking hell do you want! *rolls her eyes*

Lisa: is your name Google?? Because you have everything I've been searching for *smiles like there is no tomorrow*

Jennie: *blushed and turned around to watch her series quickly*

Jisoo: That was better but Lame r-

Jennie: Lisa. *smirks*

Lisa: *sweats thinks Jennie will probably do something to her* Y-yes?

Jennie: they say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

Chulichaeng: *jaws drop*

Jennie: *gives Lisa a seductive stare while still smirking* are you a haunted house? Because im going to scream when im in you.

Lisoo: *jaws still open*

Rosé: Shit. Jennie unnie you're nasty, I don't wanna witness what'll happend next—

Jennie: With school, I just want a A. With you, I just want to F. *kisses Lisa in a swift move*

Jisoo: okay. Rosè, wanna get some snacks outside?
*doesn't even wait for her answer and pulls her*

Meanwhile...

Jisoo: are they still on the couch?

Rosè: nah, coast is clear *enters the house with Jisoo*

Chaesoo: *passes by Lisa's room*

(Jennie: ready for round 4?)

(Lisa: *panting* Y-yes. Just do whatever you want to me Mommy.)

(Jennie: As you wish baby.)

Chaesoo: *Hears bangs and moans and they look at each other*

Rosè: wow, Jennie is dominant this-

Jisoo: *pulls rosè and they go to get more snacks*

Author here I'm sorry if some words are spelled wrong and my grammar is not perfect English is not my first language

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