Jenlisa oneshots

She is just perfect

Jennie: *Breathes*

Lisa: OMGGGG SHE IS SO HOT WHEN SHE BREATHES!!!

Jennie: *Blinks*

Lisa: OMGGG SHE IS THE BEST BLINKERRR!!

Jennie: *taps on her phone*

Lisa: ARGHH SHE TAPS SO SEXILY!!!!—

Jisoo: god fucking damn it Lalisa will you stop screaming of every little action Jennie does?!

Jennie: *listening to music using earphones*

Lisa: I can't help it Unnie. She is too perfect.

Jisoo: *Facepalms* you guys have been together for like almost 2 years now

Lisa: yes she is the reason why I'm happy everyday she is the reason I'm like this *stares at Jennie with dreamy eyes*

Jennie: *notices Lisa's stare*

Jennie: *winks at Lisa and goes back to her phone*

Lisa: OMGGGG! DID YOU SEE THAT?!!!

Jisoo: *pushes Lisa* you are so fucking annoying you little brat

Lisa: *pouts because it hurt a little bit*

Jisoo: What did she do to make you like this?? Like a fucking Girl fangirling over her biggest crush

Lisa: she is my biggest crush

Jisoo: *Facepalms*

Jisoo: *approaches jennie* Jennie.

Jennie: *removes one of her earphones* Yea?

Jisoo: what did you do to Lisa?

Jennie: fell in love ??

Jisoo: *rolls eyes* I mean she kept squealing in every little action you do!

Jennie: I don't know? Maybe because I fucked her 6 times last night?

Jisoo: can I kill her?

Jennie: No. you can knock her out if she is to annoying

Jisoo: *smiles* thanks Jenduekie!! *runs to lisa*

Lisa: what-

Later

Rosè: unnie aren't you supposed to be worried *checks Lisa's pulse*

Jennie: playing computer games with jisoo* Nope. she's not even dead

Jisoo: *Concentrates* yup.

Rosè: *the only nice and caring person*