Merco X Piro

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Little(huge) Piro often tripod sat around, bits of his excess fat and skin pooling on the floor making him look like a thing. A very adorable thing though. He was orange like wood that looks orange. 

The tripod position was an evolutionary trait to (make people uncomfortable) comfort him(didnt do a good job he was obese for a bit).

Merco the tsun tsun cat, colored like milk but milk that has black spots on it, maybe black mold, was a beta. He parades around like an alpha but he's a beta. 

The tsundere personality was an evolutionary trait to disguise how beta he was.

Merco was taking long strides full of confidence and power when he noticed a strange (maybe orange i dunno google says cats are red-green colorblind so i dont know???) tripod looking thing. It made him feel slightly threatened so he stood taller attempting to assert dominance.

The tripod in all its glory was unphased , unaware even. 

Merco was confused. Perhaps this was something he should adopt, it looks quite confusing, perhaps it could disguise his betaness. Perhaps he could pick up mad bitches with it.  

He doubted the lard had any luck with the ladies.

Across from Piro he attempted his own tripod. His was much less stable and natural. 

Despite the awkwardness of it , Merco felt relaxed and confident tripodding.

Piro noticed the fellow tripod and it filled him with serotonin.  Someone else gets it.

The og tripod stood up, making Merco uneasy, heart racing. 

Piro actually just went and tripodded next to Merco. Making a brotherhood of tripod. Merocs tripodding became immaculate. 

It was a beautiful sight for all to see. Two tripods. A fat lard and a tsundere tripodding together. 

After asserting their dominance they gay snuggled. 

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