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That fucking triple nipple cripple hippo I hate his stupid squished fake ass face I hate him he is such a fucking bitch and should jump off a cliff.

Now I'm not one to wish death upon people but I hope he fucking dies and I hope it is slow and painful and I hope he regrets everything he has done to this world I hate that fucking cunt I'm gonna beat his ass if I meet him.

Like let people love who they love who cares love is love and nobody can change who people love.

Like idk why his wife married him probs for the money idk. But like this man does not deserve love so I hope he has a shit life.

Ugh I hate him so much I hate him I hope he gets attacked by Kevin and his flock of pigeons I hope Leeroy and his dance troop tap dance on his face I hope Marcel smashes his costume ideas on his head I hope Veronica throws her heals into his eyes and blinds him I hope Harvey and Jonny cancel him.

I hope Niall throws Nando's at him I hope zayn spray paints on him I hope Louis sasses him I hope Harry dances around on him waving pride flags about I hope Liam punches him back.

I want him to walk into on going traffic and be hit but a truck I want the directioners to go soam his comments with Larry.

Ugh I just hate this man so much.

Thank you for listening to my rant. :)

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 05, 2021 ⏰

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