Shit Life to Holy Shit life

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  *Yawn* "Damn I just wanna keep sleeping, but that bitch wouldn't stop calling me until I come with them."

   I sluggishly get off the bed, drink a glass of water, and looked at the mirror. Only to see an ugly, fat, miserable, lonely gay virgin. With a very messy dark brown hair, I scratched my head while going downstairs to eat what's left in the fridge. After eating I took a shower and quickly get dressed. I glanced once more to the mirror before leaving the room.

*Sigh* "Oh well Bob at least it is summer vacation, that means no school bullies, just enjoy the day." I encouraged myself through my reflection.

*Honk,  honk* The second I stepped out of the house, and locked the door I heard my one and only friend Tim shouting inside his car. Tim is my only ally in this world. We were bullied a lot. Maybe that's why we got so close to each other because we understand each other's pain and struggles. Unlike me he is thin and short almost skin and bones with lots of acne marks around his face and likes to wear baggy clothes which makes him look more skinny.

"Get on bitch let's go shopping!" he smirked at me.
"Bitch please, enough with all the mean girls lines haha I'm coming."
"But I wanna feel what it's like to be a mean girl for once. We always get bullied at school I'm sick of it! When I die I wish to be reincarnated where all people will love me!"
"Okay drama queen start driving, we don't wanna get late before all the hottest guys are fully booked."

We are going to hidden bathhouse spa for curious straight guys and gays in our town. They are very cautious when inviting a new customer because they don't want their establishment to be known to the public especially because the guys that enter there can fuck each other in one of the private rooms or in a maze in the dark. Luckily my bestfriend here got an invitation by one of the masseurs working there last week while he went home from his part-time job late at night. We already went there one time but we were ignored because we are ugly so we just hired some massuers to massage us and went home. This time for sure we will have our cherries popped.

"Oh yeah I also want to be reborn as an elegant twink in my next life with a non stop supply of man milk haha that would be nice." I replied to Tim's comment of reincarnation earlier.
"Ugh if only that were simple..."
"Cheer up friend we are finally getting laid tonight yey!"
"I guess so..." Tim bit his lip with frustration. I guess his mood will only get better once we are surrounded by hot guys in towels. *Shimmer* Huh? Am I seeing things? I think saw a small spark of light up ahead the road.

"Hey you saw that? That tiny light?" I asked Tim
"I did, maybe it's just a glass shard reflecting my head light."

That's when we got surprised when suddenly the small spark expanded into a portal and from it came a glowing truck with a name plate saying "Truck-kun"

"Ahh what the fuck?!" Tim screamed.
"Timmy lookout!" I shouted but it was too late this "Truck-kun" collided with our car then a burst of light appeared.

*Swoosh* *Chirp chirp* I opened my eyes to the sound of nature. A cool wind breeze, birds flying in the sky and rustling of the grass around me. Wait grass? There is no grass in the road we were on plus it should be dark out but why am I seeing a sunrise? Where the hell am I? Where is Tim? A lot of questions bombard my mind as I am trying to understand the situation I am in.

 Wait grass? There is no grass in the road we were on plus it should be dark out but why am I seeing a sunrise? Where the hell am I? Where is Tim? A lot of questions bombard my mind as I am trying to understand the situation I am in

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