one day there were two strong, independent, grumpy, handsome, tall, mysterious men.
one of their names were derek shepherd and the other was alex karev. derek had a little crush on alex and by "little" i mean HUGE LIKE THE SIZE OF A HORSE COCK.
derek was sitting at home watching calliou. THEN.... there was a knock at the door.
he got up and went to answer it. "hey bestie!", alex said as he walked into dereks house with no shirt on.
derek blushed and felt his 69 inch cock growing. "uh oh", he thought.
alex turned around and punched derek. they started brawling, pushing each other to thr ground and slapping each others faces.
thats when owner hunter (dereks nickname for owen), comes through the window completely naked and covered in purple paint holding a balloon.
"BREAK IT UP", owen started to beat alex and derek with the balloon and they stopped fighting.
"k then, my work here is done.", owen grows a pair of wings and fly's away while singing "Only" by nicki minaj.
derek and alex watch him fly off. then suddenly alex grabs derek by his ass and derek jumps so far up he hits his head on the ceiling.
he lands on alex and they start making out. out of nowhere meredith bursts through the door and sees whats happening.
"OH MY GOSH- can i join 😏", meredith joined them and they all live happily ever after..... until meredith kills derek with a semi and alex suffers a heart attack at his funeral.
