this is nigga 1
this is nigga 2
this is me my name is bob and those other 2 are my siblings
On a dark and stormy night me and my siblings were in bed i was watching some anime, nigga 1 was jerking off to boo from monsters inc. , and nigga 2 was in m bed watching anime with me.
And suddenly i saw a 600 meter portal that kept on sucking and sucking and sucking and sucking and sucking and sucking and sucking and sucking and sucking and sucking and sucking an... where was I oh right so i was getting sucked in along with my brothers. When we entered the portal we woke up in a forest and the second we woke up nigga 1 got eaten by a nigersarous and yes thats how you pronounce it. Here's a picture:
So yeah anyway, me and nigga 2 didn't care because we always hated him. Suddenly a very very very very very very very very very very very very cool looking man appeared this is how he looked like
I asked him how he got all that coolness. And he said "It's called drip, come with me to my crib and I can show you 2 the way of drip, oh and my name's Goku." He took us to his Crib and he gave us drip. He said "this is only addidas level drip as you get drippier you will be like me and have supreme drip, but legend has it that the is a godly drip hidden in drip chambers which are 6,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles away" what do you mean i told him. He said " Let me tell you the story of drip and how it came to be...
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Drip
Humorthree friends go on an adventure to find the drippiest drip in the galaxy