So as goku was saying, "Let me tell you the story of drip, long ago, when the world was new there were three friends one was gay, one was homophobic, and one was pansexual, so yeah anyway one day the three men decided to go to a chamber 6,000,000,000,000,000 miles away. In the chamber there was a pool and a gay strip club, don't ask why cuz i don't know, and 2 of them went to the pool and one went to the strip club. But all of a sudden the three men died of a heart attack leaving behind their clothes. 6,000,000,000,000 years later my dad discovered the chamber and he got one of their clothes and put it on and to this day the other 2 clothes are still there." Now me and Nigga 2 were determined to get more drip. 2 years had passed since we have been with goku now. Now me and Nigga 2 had supreme drip.
So Nigga 2 and I were ready ready to got get the other to clothes from the friends. So we left. As we were leaving the door Goku started eating himself. HE DIED. So we didn't care because now he was considered as a peasant to us because we were about to acquire the most drip in the world. So we started our journey to the chamber.
To be continued...
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Drip
Humorthree friends go on an adventure to find the drippiest drip in the galaxy