Kansas

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So if yall didn't know I live in Kansas. (You probably do but hush). So imma just be saying things about Kansas, enjoy. 

Climate : yeah no we don't have that

Weather : Unpredictable 

Seasons : lol these don't matter

Tornados : Fun to watch

Tornado Sirens : Annoying af 

Mondays at noon : Also annoying af

Wizard of oz jokes : Aren't funny

Stores I go to : Hot topic

Food : Nuway, Subway, Caseys, Mcdonalds, and Taco bell (yes we have more food options)

Flat : Kansas is a literal pancake

Movies : The Wizard of Oz

Good things about Kansas :

Scenery : The exact same thing copy and pasted 

Sunsets : Literal Rainbows

Swings : Weed

Ghetto : RATATATA








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