gerald's POV
ive been unemployeed for 5 years and living with my parents.
they tell me to move out cause im 32, but i cant afford a new place. but i found this place thats hiring, a strip club.
my ex gf in 3rd grade told me i had a cool shirt once, so i think im hot enough.
they said that my interview was today, in 4 hours. i took my dad's suit and my mom's perfume, cause im a bitch and cant afford anything.
"ok momi go now can i take ur car owo" i asked to my mother.
"shut the fuck up im watching the presidental debate for the 69th time."
"oh."
idc if she says i cant, ill just BORROW it.
i never got my license but ig its fine, im an adult ik how to drive naturally. I think.
i drive onto the highway.
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traffic
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