"Nova!" "Nova!" "NOVA!" I woke up to Lando trying to wake me up.
"What the fuck do you want?" I replied.
"Get your ass up now! It's snowing!" he exclaimed.
"OH FUCK YEAH" I shouted, pulling my pyjamas shirt and bottoms on. "I'll go make breakfast, what do you want?"
"Wait" Lando says pulling me back to bed. "You haven't given me my morning kiss and hug"
"Oh, alright" I say climbing on top of him and giving him a kiss. "Now let's go make some breakfast".
We go downstairs to the kitchen and hear a knock on the door.
"Who is that?" Lando asks.
"Who do you think? Its obviously Dee, George and the rats"
"LET US IN NOW YOU FAT CUNTS" George shouts through the door. "ITS COLD OUT HERE"
"Okay! Shut the fuck up!" I say back while unlocking and opening the door.
"You slow wanker" Dee says bursting through the door.
"I'm faster than your fucking boyfriend always starting last" I say flipping off George
"¿Podrías haber ido más lento?" Carlos says following Dionne in.
"C'est glacial et tu décides de prendre ton temps pour ouvrir la porte" Max says going into the kitchen with the others.
"ferme ta gueule, branleur" you reply to Max. "Y, verte a la mierda Carlos" you say while flipping them all off.
"You're all arse holes" you say while closing the door. "Anyways, where's Lew-"
"GET US OUR FUCKING BREAKFAST NOW" Lewis says bursting through the front door.
"FOR FUCKS SAKE LEWIS" you say while punching him lightly in the arm.
"Can you lot stop shouting please?" Elle says storming down the stairs.
"Sorry kiddo" Lewis says laughing at me.
"It's fine I guess" Elle says walking to the sofa. "I'm hungry"
"Come on, get some breakfast on please sunshine" Lando says while giving you a hug from behind.
"Ok captain, I will" you say while turning around to give him a kiss
"Ew, what the fuck?" Pierre says while looking at us in disgust
"Well you lot shouldn't have pissed us off" I say while walking to the kitchen. "Not gonna lie, I thought you lot would have your clothes on?"
"Are you brain dead?" Dionne says.
"Okay, sorry your royal highness" I say flicking the oven and stove on. "What does everyone want for breakfast?"
"Food." Lewis says like I'm a fucking moron.
"Yeah, well no shit Sherlock" I say getting the bacon, butter and milk out of the fridge.
"Why is it so cold?" Elle says wrapping herself up in a blanket. "It's fucking freezing"
"Okay, one, it's snowing outside, two, you're literally wearing an oversized t-shirt and some pyjama shorts and three, you've just woken up so your body won't be used to the natural temperature yet so shut the fuck up complaining." I say in an annoyed tone.
"Okay, sorry" She says in a sarcastic tone.
"Okay, sorry" I say mimicking her and sticking my middle finger up at her.
I start making a full English breakfast and hot chocolate for all of us.
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Everyone gets a plate full of food and a cup of hot chocolate.
