proposing (PART 1)

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by softgummiezzz

by softgummiezzz

Guys why do you like this <\3 it's a joke but I might as well finish it

I woke up. It was early morning and I could hear the birds in my ear. I cried cuz I thought I pissed the bed but it turns out it was just a shit. That's right. I took a colossal shit in me and Sam's bed . It had bits of sweetcorn in it.

That's a joke please ok ok here we go

I woke up. The late morning sun was on my face. I turned over and saw sam was sleeping still. He was beautiful ^^
I rolled over and sighed. Today was the day. I was going to propose to him.

I put on my shoes to hurry out my house. Me and Sam were gonna meet at the beach and have a date. This is it. This is the day!!! I heaved myself into my car and drove myself to the beach. He was waiting on his phone. When he saw me he ran up and hugged me. I clutched him tight and held him close.

The time was right. It was perfect. Nows the chance to ask him. We just had drinks and he was laughing. Slowly, I bowed down. Getting on my knees i held out the huge diamond ring that glistened in the moonlight. Sam's mouth dropped.
"Sam... will y-you marry me...?"

Boom okay we are nearly done with this!!!<3 yall r taking this really seriously but whatever I'm nearly done with this :3