Maaaaaaannnnn Listen

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I pulled up to my first strip club. i named it the south pole. it was in the south side of new york so why not? everyone loved the south pole it was where they got their weed cause this one allowed smoking and was open till 3. Dre sold there for most of the night and then when business got real slow and boring he would bounce and make those extra plays. He would always watch me. Make sure no one was getting too much of a feel. My lil bodyguard or w.e. but anyways i pulled up to the club and walked right in. immediately i knew something was wrong. so i called james the best gay bartender ever.

Emani: James!!

 

James: Yo?

 

Emani: something aint right. what i miss?

 

James: oh girl you not gonna believe this shit. lemme tell alicia to roll you a blunt cause after i tell you this you gonna wanna hit the bitch.

 

Emani: what the fuck!

 

James: ALICIA ROLL MS.BROWN SUGA A BLUNT!!!!

 

Alicia: oh you bouta tell her what happen baahahhahahahah she bouta blow up lemme start grinding up this weed.

 

Emani: somebody tell me before i shove my $200 shoes up yall ass.

 

James: bitch u sure wont get em back keep playin buuuuuuuuuuttttt ummmmmm Cookie let one of these dogs at the pound knock her up she 3 going on 4 months and she gettin bigger by the hour and she dont know which dog she havin a puppy for.

 

Emani: this dumb broad. I needed her dumb ass tonight she woulda make fuckin bank with me at the fuckin show with Cardi B. Dumb hoe. somebody get the bitch on the phone so i can fire her ass. crazy cause next month is recruitment and out of all these bitches she was one i was gonna keep when i fired most of them.. oh well she fired now.

 

They dialed her number and put the phone on speaker. while the Phone rang Alicia handed me my blunt and my lighter. I sparked it and french inhaled while the phone steadily rang. when i almost hung up she answered.

 

Cookie: hello?

 

Emani: Heffa!

Cookie: who the fuck is this?

 

Emani: your ex boss lil bitch.

 

Cookie: OMG Ms. Brown Suga i was supposed to call you later. Wait a minute you said Ex boss.

 

Emani: Duhh bitch u think u was gonna walk around with a baby and not tell me first?? what if i waltzed my ass in here did inventory and fuckin left not asking a damn thing. i woulda looked like a damn fool looking for your ass tryna bring you with me to dance with Cardi B.

 

Cookie: I am so sorry. i was getting around to telling you but-

 

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