That one idiotic gang

Mika And The Gf

Allo Allo this is the author here and you know what? Since I don't write shit in here and let my friend write our dictionaries, imma do a small one shot bout Mika :)

Once Upon a time... SIKE YEAH FUCK NO LET'S NOT START WITH THAT

The sunlight shined through the ugly ass white curtain, causing a fucking sleeping ugly ass bitch to groan in annoyance. That is they remembered they had school. They grabbed their phone under the pillow and checked the time...... It said 8am. "SHIT" they scurried off the bed only to fall from the stairs since it's a dubble bunker fucker and landed on a dildo- nah jk jk lmao, they landed on the dirty rag that hasn't been vaccumed for months 😀

One of the Stray kids member from their poster said something in Korean which Mika did not understand at all and just said "Love you too bye" and ran out of the bedroom into the kitchen and getting themself some yoghurt and forgetting to brush em teeth so therefore this mothafacker took Mentos. And drank fanta afterwards.

They forgot to grab their bag so they took their guitar with the case to school and riding their board on the streets, the cops followed this fucking idiot until Mika lost them and arrived in school.

Little did Mika know, they snucked inside the class and the teacher didn't noticed but they had French and the teacher forced Mika to play the guitar so that's what this motherfucker did and sang Mr. Loverman in the next class and almost got a cardiac arrest while the other students harassed Luara who is born in Europe and only four months old. Bitch they're le guitar.

Etc etc Mika got three euro after just strumming the strings randomly and like, they got home now and read Wattpad. Then some milf texted them and said "Yo bottom I got a book for chu, it's on your room"

There's a book on the shit head's bed. The book is very vague looking so Mika opened it and there's nothing until this idiot had an idea and wrote shit in it. And then they passed out

Stay tuned for part two ✌️
Peace