JORDAN'S POV
The thought of pineapples filled my mind. Honestly all I really want is pineapples right now.
"Hey what does a guy have to do to get pineapples around here?"
I looked up at the clock and saw that the time was 9:12. Well shit, better lock up all the doors and close the curtains until 9:13 is here. I'm not taking any more chances 9:12 will be the end of the world someday. I swear that number is fucking cursed.
VIC'S POV
Well shit there went my plan. I've tried it on everyone in the tank at this point. I honesty don't know where I went wrong on that one. SPOOKY SKURRY SKELETONZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
It was then that the spooky scary skeletons attacked raving everywhere. The strobe lights were everywhere and the spooky scary skeletons remix blared through the air in half speed. The dentists dropped LSD into the tank and all the fish got high. I never knew this before but I get extremely horny when I get high. I was in the mood for eating some good fish ass and I knew exactly who I wanted. So while the skeletons were sending shivers down our spines I made my way over to Kellin and got this buisness started. I swam down right to ass level and gave that hoe a rim job. He even had a Gerard Way tattoo on his fish ass. Which weirdly just turned me on more.
"And what the fuck do you think you're doing down there?''
"Ugh Kellin I WANT TO HAVE FISH SEX WITH YOU''
"But were both guys that would'nt work you'd have to fertilize the eggs that I don't have"
"But theres always rim jobs" (insert pedo winky face here).
"k"
CHRIS'S POV
Damn these skeletons definietly know how to party. I was high off my ass I swear I could smell colors.
'' Hi i'm Donald Trump buy my expensive ass shit"
The spooky scary skeletons dragged him away thankfully. I couldn't handle his toupee it was too bad. At this point all I could see was neon and a coconut. It was just sitting there in its brown juicy glory and I knew what I had to do. So I threw Donald Trump at it hoing it would crack but it didn't . So I had to step up my game. I had the bright idea to attempt to throw it at the piping which dented it to my joy.
So I swam into the coconut to enjoy it's amazing juciness to find a hobo living in it.
''WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY DAMN COCONUT''
"umm im Chris and I'm hungry CANT A GUY JUST HAVE A FUCKIN COCONUT WHEN HE FUCKIN WNATS ONE?"
"uh yeah i'm Jaime by the way"
" Hi Hi-Me AHHAHAHAHHAHHAHSHENHSH"
That was a really funny fuckin joke okay? Screw you too. So I decided to friends with this Jaime the hobo guy and live in his cocnut with him. Its hard being an emo godfather man.
KELLIN'S POV
What the fuck just happened.
TOO SPOOK 5 U M8
CANT HANDLE DA SCARY SKELETONS
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AUTHORS NOTE
HI DONT HATE ME I WARCHD FISH PORN FOR YOU FUCKERS APPRECIATE ME BITCH AAAAANYWAYS I WAS RAVING TO THE SPOOKY SCARY SKELTONS 10 HOUR REMIX YO.
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