* I'm writing this on the fly :/ sorry if it sucks lol*
I woke up to a chilly morning with my alarm blaring next to me.
I slide out of the bed as y/bf/n was still asleep, letting me sneak out without them noticing.
we went out for drinks last night and got ober hammered. I knew her headache was going to be twice as bad as mine so I walked to the kitchen filling a cup of ice water to have with pain pills. I set both on her night table along with a small breakfast.
I still had some time before I needed t leave so I got ready fast so I could get coffee before I needed to get to work.
once I was in the car I texted Emily to see if she wanted me to pick her up any coffee.
Me
Hey Emi, I'm out of the door already, want some of your weird coffee?
I put my phone in the mid-console of my car and started driving to the cafe.
even if Emily didn't want her coffee I needed the caffeine.
once I got to the drive-through, I checked my phone to see if she had responded.
Emily
yes, I would, thank you! and it's not weird, Fucker, you just have no taste.
me
are you insulting the person who is getting you your coffee?
Emily
Never! but please bring it soon before I ring spencers neck. Love you!
me
fine, please don't kill my fiance! love you too!
I put my phone down and ordered our coffees before pulling out to the Bau.
once I pull up I picked up my phone to see if I got any text.
spencer
Emily said you were picking up coffee, can I have some?
me
sorry, I only picked up a coffee for me and Emily
spencer
:( But!
me
it's ok! I did take their whole stash of sugar so you can share mine, ok?
Spencer
Yay!!
I chuckle, he's a dork.
I get out of the car bringing in the coffee and sugar. when I got to the 6th floor two bodies were running at me.
" Finally, I swear if I hear one more fact about how the doctors from Doctor Who were supposed to end at the 12 revivals, whatever the fuck that means, I will kill him," Emily says as she takes her coffee and starts chugging it. I chuckle as I hand the tray to my eager fiance with my coffee and the suger. I turn back to Emily.
" well, it true! the whole dynasty of the doctors was that after 12 regenerations they died. but to continue the show, because of its popularity, they said that they were the timeless child.." you start with a big smirk.
" fuck OFFFFF, not you tooo." she yells as she walks away
spencer comes back from the trash as he has now filed the coffee with all of the sugar packets I got him.
" that is so frustrating."
" I know right!"- he starts as you guys walk to your conjoined desks " like I get the popularity of it all but come on! it makes no sense to the main plot of it at all! not once was them being the timeless child brought up until the time where they had to die!"
" NO, THEY BROUGHT IT IN HERE!" I hear Emily scream from her desk. I flip her off as I continue to geek of with my fiance.
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this is sooo short but tbh I wrote this in the span of watching Mr. Scratch. very different as this is very fluff and Mr.Scratch is, well, very not. anyways! hope you liked it.
I had an April fool one typed up but I kinda thought it sucked so if you want to see it I can post it, but if not it will stay in my google docs were it will die un noticed by the sun.
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