Plot twist,
We are all zombies.
Plot twist,
Zombies are dolphins with wings.
Plot twist,
Those dolphins are actually pencil sharpeners.
Plot twist,
Pencil sharpeners all died.
Plot twist,
The magical satan cat revived all of them as books.
Plot twist,
All books are stories on WattPad.
Therefore,
I have come to the conclusion,
That we are all stories on WattPad.
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/32856764-288-k938966.jpg)
YOU ARE READING
I'm A Twisted Poet
PoetryI write some poetry now and then, and I thought it would be nice to share. CONTENT WARNING: Mature themes and Language. Read with your own discretion.