I woke up and woke up feeling like a little rich girl who was also white with a black bob then I put my messy blonde hair in a bun and put on checkered vans I put on my scrunchie packed my things got out the door and left my house to go to my workplace when I arrived at school the teacher's were judging my black bob then the students were also judging my blonde messy hair with a scrunchie in a messy bun 🤰 so sassy one of them said I looked at them and ran into the hot popular boy that was surrounded by all the girls in the school he said "woah watch out you almost made me fall" then I said "WHAT YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY BLACK BOB AND MESSY BLONDE BUN 🤬" once I left the senior citizen center I went to the local gucci store to buy some groceries when I left the dmv I went to the local std clinic to check if I have bladder cancer they said no you are to quirky for bladder stds when I found out prince Philip died I quickly made a quirky edit thats when I got the idea to be a mother of 8 but 5 died 🙈
Then I turned into the one and only Nicki Minaj
The moral of the story don't do drugs and eat your taxes😘
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How I became a mother of 3
RomanceI became a mother of 3 credits to my bestie who helped me write this life changing story
