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Mid-Fight Masses- Sarv and Ruv

Sarv: Okay, truth or dare?

Ruv: Truth

Sarv: How many hours have you slept this week?

Ruv:

Ruv: ...Dare

Sarv: Go to bed.

Ruv: I dont like this game.

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*Sarv and Ruv skipping stones on lake*

Sarv: Its such a beautiful evening.

Ruv, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Sarv: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Ruv: I do have a sense of humor you know

Sarv: Ive never heard you laugh before

Ruv: Ive never heard you say anything funny

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Sarv: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Ruv: That's why I carry two swords.

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Sarv: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Ruv:

Ruv: Sarv, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Sarv: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Sarv: So thats my plan.

Ruv: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I dont want to sound mean.

Sarv: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Ruv: It fucking sucks.

Sarv: Thats not constructive criticism.

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Sarv, talking to Ruv on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Ruv: You bet!

Sarv: At what temperature?

Ruv: 535.

Sarv: That's the clock.

Ruv:

Sarv:

Ruv: 536.

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Sarv: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Ruv: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Sarv: Ruv, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Ruv: Well of course I have.

Ruv: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Ruv: It's boring.

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Sarv: Ruv was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.