~go to sleep~
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"babe...babe, you awake?"
you feel your boyfriend shake you gently, whispering your name. a groan comes out of your mouth from being woken from you deep sleep. your eyes squint up to denki who wore a gentle smile.
"d-denki? what's going on?" you ask him trying to stifle a yawn. he removes his hand from your shoulder letting it fall back on the bed, bouncing slightly. denki turns his head staring at the wall the smile fading and a frown appearing on his face.
you sit up and waking more when you see his upset expression. " babe, what's wrong?"
"y/n, i woke you up because i just really needed to get something off my chest and i hope that you'll listen to me.."
"of course. is everything okay?"
"it's jus-" he pauses for a second and closes his eyes.
"just?"
"...."
"...."
"...."
"it's just sad how fish don't have eyelids..."
".....what?"
he turns to look at you scrunching his eyesbrows, " i know it's sad, think about it. they don't have any eyelids so they don't ever blink! so like are their eyes dry?"
you look at him with a pissed yet confused face at his out of the ordinary statement and then turn to the clock sitting on his nightstand.
"denki, it is 3am and you woke me up to say this..?"
"babe, please just think about it. are their eyes dry because when you leave your eyes open for long periods of time they get dry and you blink to get moisture back but they can't do that"
" i dont know! i mean they live underwater so i think they're fine. i don't know anything about fish to answer that question for you"
he sighs deep in thought, " okay so...you think their eyes are fine?"
"yeah i guess"
he falls back onto his pillow with a huff and you just watch as he lays there in silence.
"you ever wonder what grass taste like? i mean cows and horses eat that shit like it's bomb, makes me kinda wanna try some to see what the hype is about. will you try it with me?"
following his recent movements, you fall back onto your pillow, but this time turning away from him pulling the covers up over your shoulders.
"denki, go to sleep i'm not trying grass with you. i swear to god if i get a text from any of our friends saying you ate some grass, i'm going to beat your ass."
the room falls silent and you feel him shuffle closer to you wrapping an arm around your waist, breathing softly.
" why do we call a whole bunch of fish, fish and not fishes but when we see a bunch of birds, we say birds? why not say bird like we do with fish, you know what i'm saying?"
"go to sleep kamanari."
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{ 2 weeks later}
bakugou
your idiot of a boyfriend just ate grass with kirishima and sero, come collect him immediately.
y/n
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idk what this is but i would love to have late night talks like this with denki bye😭524 words
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