hisoka: wait! we have something to ask you...
y/n: huh?...what.
you say that in complete fear and shock as you turn to him.
hisoka: I'm sorry please don't go, we were wondering if you were single...
you freeze with pure confusion written on your face. you think to yourself, "..what did he just say to me? he's asking if I'm s-s-single?? oh golly! do I like them both? um yes! who wouldn't!!"
y/n: yes!! i-i- i mean yeah.....uwu
you say before you start breakdancing
hisoka: okay great! ohh obama come here ;))
hisoka says before obama comes running in yelling the word cock in a very high pitched tone
obama: cock!!
no one questions it.
hisoka: hey! so they kinda said they're single!
hisoka says before whispering in obamas ear. you cant hear exactly what they're saying but you make out the word "discord kitten" you think to yourself "huh? discord kitten? like the song discord? or the app? and whos cat? hm. i'll have to ask them about that"
YOU ARE READING
obama x hisoka x reader
Humoryou make out with obama as you see hisoka walk up to you guys, what will happen next?
