okay my life is pretty boring but this happened a couple of years ago (fred is not a person fyi)
Okay this happened when I was visting Orlando to see my cousin (ofc its florida it's always florida lol that place is crazy)
So it was summer and me, my cousin, my younger cousin, my uncle, my aunt, and my mom were walking along the road. And me and my cousin (were are the same age) were trailing behind talking. We are walking on the side walk in front of this building (i dont remember what it was) and there was a hedge bordering the parking lot and in front of this hedge there was a lagre shoulder of grass.
And what do you know there is a Fucking machete sticking out of the godamn ground! and me and my cousin are like wtf?
and so we named it fred :)
thats the story
pretty boring ik lol