Look, if you're reading this because you thought this was going to be a serious dramatic love story, I advise you to stop reading right now. This is a story involving all the posters of famous people I had on my wall. If this sounds interesting in any way, read on.
Once upon a time, a king lived in a small kingdom. However, a war was starting between the two neighboring kingdoms and the king was afraid that his people would get involved. The kingdom of Cody Simpson blamed the kingdom of Justin Bieber for stealing their ancient treasure- the jewel of the great ruler, Victoria Justice.
The king was King Niall, the kingdom of One Direction. He decided that he had to stop the war before it started. However, the only way to stop the SimpPimps from attacking the Beliebers was to find the jewel. He didn't believe that it was stolen, but lost.
To find out where the jewel might be located, King Niall traveled alone to the Forbidden Mountain where the wizard Taylor (Lautner) resided.
"O great wizard," King Niall pleaded, "please help me find the jewel of Victoria Justice!"
The wizard threw potions and powders into his cauldron and sniffed the smoke. He closed his eyes."The object you seek is with the princess of Cody Simpson. She is heading towards the Fire Mountain to the West, across the Ross Sea."
"Why did she take the jewel?" the kind asked.
The wizard closed his eyes again. "She is mad at her father and her kingdom's harsh ways."
Kind Niall thanked Wizard Taylor and returned home. There, he assembled the best of his knights. Sir Liam wsa strong, Sir Harry was clever, Sir Louis was brave, and Sir Zayn was loyal. Together they prepared for their journey. At first they would travel on horseback to the Ross Sea, then take a ship to the Fire Mountain.
"Be careful," King Niall's mother, Bella Thorne, said to him as they galloped away.
They traveled on the windy plains all day and camped in a forest. Before they went to bed, they heard rustling in the bushes.
"Shut up, Harry and go to bed!" Zayn yelled.
"I'm right here," Harry said.
They all were silent and heard more rustling. "Someone's here," Niall said and grabbed his sword.
Suddenly, three ninjas fell from the trees and captured the king and his knights. They were dragged to a small camp further in the forest and tied to a tree.
"Aah! These ropes are tight!" Liam said.
"Who are you? What do you want?" King Niall demanded.
The ninjas removed their masks, revealing that they were all girls.
"Whoa," the knights said.
"King Niall? Oh, we are terribly sorry, " one of the girls said. "I'm Jennifer (Lawrence), and this is Ariana (Grande) and Katy (Perry).
"We are assassins, hired to kill any Beliebers or SimpPimps knights in our territory."
"We understand," King Niall said as Katy cut the ropes. "But we must leave now."
The group began to leave, but Jennifer yelled, "Wait! The princess of Cody Simpson and the jewel... the kingdom of Jackson Guthy is behind all of this. They want a war! You must beware of King Jackson's knights."
"No problem, " Harry said.
"We can handle anything," Louis added.
With one last good-bye, they left the forest. In the morning, a fortress appeared on the empty plan. Four knights stood outside its gates. King Niall decided to walk around the fort, but the knights stopped them.
"NONE SHALL PASS! " the knights said in unison.
"I am King Niall and I demand that you move!"
"WE ARE BIG TIME RUSH, KNIGHTS OF JACKSON GUTHY. WE WON'T LET YOU FIND THE JEWEL!" They raised their swords.
"KENDAL!"
"JAMES!"
"CARLOS!"
"LOGAN!"
With that they attacked and the knights fought back. The battle moved inside the fortress.
"Louis!" Niall yelled. "Do it!"
Louis jumped between the groups of knights and yelled, "Stop the traffic! Let 'em through!"
Everyone stopped fighting at the sound of a high-pitched scream. The sky darkened and a huge pigeon appeared.
"Kevin!" Louis yelled. The bird swooped down and pounded Big Time Rush to the ground. They surrendered.
"Bye Kevin!" the knights yelled as the bird flew away.
"Look!" Liam said and pointed at the fortress wall. A man jumped down.
"Thank you, King Niall. You have freed me. I'm Josh Hutcherson, the lone warrior. Please, let me help you in your quest."
The king accepted and the group continued traveling to the coast of the Ross Sea. After two long days, they arrived. Josh proved himself valuable, for he was an excellent guide and hunter. They boarded the ship and set sail. The sea was rough and stormy. Zayn became seasick.
In the middle of a storm, King Niall considered abandoning ship. The water would kill them all. Suddenly, a light shined on King Niall and the seas calmed. The face of Niall's father, Liam Hemsworth, appeared in the clouds.
"Father!" Niall cried.
"Niall, my son. Don't lose hope. Remember who you are...Remember."
The face disappeared and the storm continued. Filled with new confidence, King Niall led the ship to the safety of land. They traveled on foot to the top of the Fire Mountain, where a castle was floating over lava.
Inside, King Jackson Guthy sat on a black throne. The princess of Cody Simpson was chained to the wall with the jewel of Victoria Justice in her hands.
"King Niall! I've been expecting you. I'm King Jackson. Let's finish this, one-on-one."
"Never heard of you, " Niall said.
Suddenly, Zayn pushed Harry and Louis to the ground and stood beside King Jackson.
"Zayn, you are a traitor? Why?" Louis asked.
"Sorry, my friends. It's for the best, " Zayn replied.
The knights and their king attacked the others with no mercy. They fought in an epic battle with fireballs flying around. Josh began freeing the princess, who told him that she was Princess Taylor (Swift).
Zayn felt extremely sad and regretted betraying his friends. Suddenly, he attacked King Jackson.
"Go to the dungeon! Save the other princesses!" he yelled.
Relunctantly, the knights obeyed and found a couple of other princesses locked in cages. Liam and King Niall began freeing Princess Selena (Gomez) and Princess Miley (Cyrus). Harry and Louis ran to help Zayn, who was fighting the evil king near the lake of lava. But it was too late.
"For One Direction! And for King Niall!" Zayn cried and both of them fell over the edge.
"No! Zayn!" Harry yelled.
"Kevin!" Louis yelled.
"Kevin?" Harry said, confused.
Kevin the pidgeon swooped up and caught Zayn before he fell into the lava. Liam and Niall reappeared with the freed princesses along with Josh and Princess Taylor. Together, they flew home on Kevin's back.
Back home, Princess Taylor returned to Cody Simpson, stopping the oncoming war. Josh became an official knight of One Direction. King Niall married Princess Miley and Liam married Princess Selena. Louis spends most of his time flying around on Kevin and Zayn searches for more daring adventures. Harry frequently visits Princess Taylor, begging her to marry him. The ninjas do undercover work for King Niall to stop crime in the kingdom. Big Time Rush was locked in the dungeon and are sometimes play toys for Kevin.
THE END
