(Y/n) POV
Our teacher was giving a lecture today and class was boring as always if not more than usual so I decided I would look around the room. I see the normal black board, the normal teacher in her normal clothes, my classmates where they normally sit, and the normal window with Hanako sitting in it making silly faces at me........... wait......
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
I whisper-yell to Hanako. He floats over to me and says
"I was bored so I came here to have some fun; and boy was it seeing your face when you noticed me. It was worth sitting around for 20 minutes making weird faces, ha ha ha, oh..... my face hurts. But despite that I'm going to tell you some quite cultured~ jokes." He says leaning very close to my face.
"N-no you can't tell jokes now! What if I l-laugh?" I whisper-yell to Hanako.
"Oh come on it'll be fun..."
"Not now"
"Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase" Hanako says making a cute bby neko face that no one could refuse.
"F-fine!" I reply semi-angrily.
"Alright! Lady's and gentlemen, how are you all doing? Anything crazy or fun? Speaking of fun, anybody got any birthdays in September cause if so it'd be pretty fair to say that your parents started out the new year with a Bang!" Hanako said; I just stared at him. I don't get it; like what's so funny? Hanako then continued by saying
"Well there's not much of a reaction from my audience so let's ask a few questions." He then grinned at me. "Why did the sperm go across the school?"
After thinking for a second I say "Um, I-I don't know?......"
"Because I put on the wrong sock this morning!"He says with a combination smirk and smile. "Alright now for another question;
What do a penis and a rubix cube have in common? .............. The more you play with it THE HARDER IT GETS!!!!" He is now laughing while curling up into a ball from laughing while I'm just looking at him confused. He continues with his next joke
"What's the difference between being horny and hungry?..................Where you stick the cucumber of course!! ..........." He looks at me with a very disappointed face. Probably because I didn't react to his jokes. At all. But I don't get them, so how can I laugh at them if I don't get them?
He continues excitedly but semi-desperately
"Ok let's try some "knock knock" jokes now!
Knock, Knock!"
"Who's there." I say in a monotonous and whispering voice.
"Jamaican."
"Jamaican who?"
"Jamaican me horny!"
"What,Hanako?" I continue to whisper-yell because despite being fairly innocent I know what that means.
"Ok,ok. (Y/n) another one.
Knock,knock."
"Who's there?" I asked a bit more curious as to what he would say this time.
"Dozer."
"Dozer who?"
"Dozer the best pair of boobs I've seen!" Hanako said while pointing at my chest.
I blushed a bright red; the teacher must have noticed because she came over, felt my forehead and asked if I was ok. I told her that I was fine so she continued on with her lecture and so did Hanako with his jokes.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Waiter."
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Various anime/manga character X reader one shots
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