Damian's Everyday Thoughts

Everyday Thoughts

Around his girlfriend:

(Dominique is his current girlfriend. He usually can only keep a relationship for a month at the most)

"Hmm, I wonder if she'll get annoyed if I swoosh my tail around in her face... "

"I thought I had made it obvious that I wanted in her pants."

"WHY CAN'T I EVER GET A GIRL THAT IS AS SEDUCTIVE AS ME?!"

Around other girls:

"Dat asssssssssssss"

" Dominique needs to stop breathing down my neck for a lil while, that'd be nice."

"Yesss, I knew they'd dig my tail. They always do. "

"SHE WANTS IT FOR SURE."

Around his friends:

"He really needs to shut up already."

"No shit, sherlock. "

"Ya done been friendzoned, bitch."

Around random guys:

"He better stop eye fucking my girl."

"Meh, I'd hit it."

"Starting to think that he's screwing with my brain..."

"What? I'm not stupid. Even though I dropped out of high school.."

"Yeah, I'd probably go gay for him."

When hungry:

"I'd like to take a bite out of her- Damian, no."

"If no one was looking, I'd eat that dog right now."

"WHERE THE FUCK CAN A DEMON GET HIS SERVING OF MEAT AROUND HERE?"

"Do people not understand that I am a demon and if I'm hungry for too long, I'll eat their fucking soul? No?"

When he sees a cat:

"AWWWWWWWWWW!"

"I don't think Domi would mind one more cat... "

"I must pet it. I have to. I need to."

When trying to seduce:

"I swear, if I get cockblocked again..."

"MY TAIL KEEPS  GETTING IN THE WAY, DAMNIT."

"How can she even control herself around an extremely attractive half demon, I don't understand."

When trying to sleep:

(Lilly is his cat)

"How am I supposed to sleep with Lilly laying  on my face?"

"If I snore, Dominique is gonna kill me, I really need to fix that."

"500 hundred bottles of beer on the wall...."

"Why do I have to be nocturnal?"

"Oh, hello, no apparent reason boner."

(A/N: HALLO. I had way too much fun with this, so I hope you enjoy xD Now hopefully you understand who Damian is a little bit more.)