Icyhot Shortie |K. Bakugou|

Chapter 24

"I gotta meet one really annoying little bitch tomorrow, I still cant believe Endeavor continues to think this is a good idea. Well, nevermind, it is to be expected of him" I sighed, wrapping my arms around Bakugou's back

"Who is it, you dont care about people"

"Well if I have to marry them, even I care. I met him once when we were like seven and made him cry and then he left. Thought that would be the end of it"

"Wha- We havent even graduated, how are you fucking engaged?!"

"I have been engaged for like a decade already, your lucky your parents arent forcing to you marry some weak asshole with money and a flashy quirk"

"Is icy hot like that too?"

"Not as far as I know, lucky kettle bitch. I should have gotten my face boiled too, maybe get some tea while im on it too" 

"But you do have a scar"

"Yea but its a little burn on my neck and I cover it up usually--"

"I like it, you shouldnt be ashamed of your scars shithead" he mumbled and looked away

"Bakugou im not ashamed, im forced to cover it. I like my scar, makes me look cool as hell but there is a reason why my neck is covered by my suit. Fucking Endeavor thinking girls cant have scars" I groaned 

"So what ae you gonna do about it dumbass? Dont tell me you will just listen to that asshole"

"I dont know, its not like I care that much anyways. Maybe divorcing later will be easier than making him listen"

"...You are not gonna get married to an idiot just because your too lazy to do something" he yelled, lowering his voice once I glared at him 

"I seriously couldnt care less" I yawned, ready to fall asleep

"Date me" he mumbled, making me avert my attention to him 

"Seriously Bakugou? What the hell, havent you learned not to make midnight deals by now--"

"Im serious, I came first in the sports festival. Bet he tell that scum to fuck off if he knows you are dating me" he smirked

 I was just about to say thayt was a good idea, until I remembered its Bakugou. You know, he sint exactly the nicest dude ever or does things that wouldnt get him something in return, lets not talk about favors. Something as big as that must be impossible for his ego to do out of freewill

"Did Shoto bribe you? What is it you expect, money? Maybe attracting more agencies next year... do you just wanna defy Midoriya because everyone 'ships' us or whatever?"

"No you idiot, stupid dumbass"

"Then why are you going so much out of your way to help me?" I narrowed my eyes and he got a little red

"It will be fun to shut dunce face up, always yapping about how I cant get any girl or whatever. Icyhot is gonna fucking lose his shit and I get to put that piece of shit for a father you have in his place. Im the only one better than All Might. Now go to fucking sleep already and dont question me damnit" he rolled his eyes and pushed a pillow on my face

"Okay okay I get it, you will piss people off. We gotta talk about how this will go tho--"

"What? I get mad at people checking you out and thats it"

"You already do that"

"Shut up, just go along with whatever I fucking do and it will be believable"

"...This is a horrible idea but im too tired to even try to argue right now" I yawned as I nuzzled my face into his chest 

"Maybe kisses wont be so bad either" he mumbled and run his hand throguth my hair, humming a little as his own eyelids started feeling heavy