2/21
ok heres the thing: ive been on here for only one day and i absolutly love wattpad. what is wattpad? showing people your creatively and enlightment of ideas and views on the world...
Some random guy: hey whatcha doin buddy.
Me: oh you know living life and showing my creative skills to millions of people in the world.
Someone random guy: *gets close to your ear and whisphers* i like that in a guy.
Me: IM A WOMEN.*turns around* WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Some random guy: you know...stalking.
anyway i have been viewing that a lot of the users loves unicorns and cupcakes and if your one of those people follow me right now!!! the creative fantasy people should take over the world one day.
The government: what do you think you are doing
Creative people: you know taking over the world
The government: well you cant do that
Creative people: why not
The government: because we have weapons
Creative people: thats okay we can beat you with kittens and cupcakes and unicorns
The government: good luck with that
Creative people: * shoves cupcakes in peoples mouth cats scratch their eyeballs out and the unicorns starts dancing on rainbows*
overall i wanna tell you how fun it is to shave your face when you where four years old or mistaken soap for lotion.... people don't do it....those where dark times O.O
4/5
so like a i was saying creative people makes one of the most amazing stories. me i like to say cupcakes a lot. its not a psychotic thing... i just get bored....so one day i randomly said cupcakes and one of my friends said dildos and i'm like....that reminds me of my teacher...because he is dressed like a cupcake? i mean he looks like a cupcake ^.^ .
my sound i sing goes like this when im walking in the hallway.....
cupcakes and unicorns and pumpkins and pie.
YOU ARE READING
THINKING
HumorIm just writing about you guys the writers...mainly because Im bored and i think it would be awesome ....if not please complain...better yet....shhoootttt mmeeee