As the title insinuates.
Random person : okay I'm confused... Are you two like... dating?
Cal : what? No!
Lychee : why would you think that?
Random person : well you *points to lychee* call him *then to cal* bae all the time, and you two are very affectionate towards each other...
Lychee : no, I'm not dating shawty.
Cal : for f*cks sake lychee stop calling me that
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Mario : do you think I could fit 15 narshmallows in my mouth?
Yuki : you're a hazard to society.
Devin : and a coward, do twenty!
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Mario : be gay, do crime
Devin : what type of crime? We need to be specific here. Petty crime or murder.
Bryan : it doesn't matter what crime you commit, it doesn't make you any less of whatever your sexuality is.
Mario : f*ck that, let's go commit some arson.
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Colin : did you know that pineapples eat you back?
Yuki : who tf are you?!
Kray : and where did you come from?
Mario : I don't need sleep, I need answers
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Yuki : where did he come from?
Kray : and where did he go...
Mario : where did he come from cotton eye Joe
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Mario : discord has given us up.
Devin : discord has let us down.
Mario : discord has ran around.
Devin : discord has deserted us.
Mario : discord has made us cry.
Devin : discord has said goodbye.
Mario : discord has told a lie, and hurt us.
Yuki : they were very dedicated to that...
Kray : wtf.
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Cal : I have a weird feeling that something bad just happened...
Lychee : sO apparently lighting people on fire is illegal
Cal :
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Jakey : You're right.
Devin : That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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*The humans are getting into the car*
Yuki: I'm driving.
Mario, out of view: Shotgun!
Kay, turning to face Mario: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Mario: WOAH-
Mario, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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Devin: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Mario:
Kay:
Yuki:
Everyone Else At Devin's Surprise Birthday Party:
Mario: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Yuki: Mario isn't answering his phone
David: I'll call
Yuki: kay and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Mario: Hello?
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Bryan: I think we're missing something.
Jakey: Teamwork?
Bri: Cohesion?
Mario: A general sense of what we're doing?
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Ritche: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Ricarro: What?
Micheal: That you're a child.
Mario: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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Xylo: Have you seen a person named 'Jakey' around here?
Don: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Xylo: It looks fine to me?
Richard: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
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Yuki, about Devin: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Mario: Are we stealing them?
Kay: New or used?
Yuki: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Yuki: Wake me up...
Devin: Before you go go!
Kay: When September ends...
Mario: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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game night with the angels and demons:
Xylo: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Bryan: Is it me, Xylo?
Xylo: No, it's not you.
Lychee: Is it me, Xylo?
Xylo: It's not you either.
Jakey: Is it me, Xylo?
Xylo:
Xylo, mockingly: Is IT mE XyLo?
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Bri, banging on the door: Jakey! Open up!
Jakey: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Xylo : No, she meant-
Bryan: Let them finish.
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Bryan: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Jakey: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Lychee: I personally was created in a lab.
David: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Mario: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Kay: I am not a weenie!
Devin: Relax, you're among friends. *raises their drink*
Kay: My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's.
Lychee: You tell 'em, Kay! *sips their drink*
Kay: cal, lychee, what're you two doing here?
Lychee: I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
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Jon: *Screams*
Daveed: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Bryan: Should we do something?!
Brandeen, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Seek: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Austin: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Colin: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Ritchie: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Micheal: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Brandeen: Nothing in life is free.
Bryan: Love is free!
Mario: Adventure is free.
Yuki: Knowledge is free.
Lychee: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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David: What's something you guys are better than Mario at?
Yuki: Mario Kart.
Kay: Yeah, video games.
Devin: Emotional vulnerability.
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Bryan: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Bri: 'Prettiest Smile'
Ricarro: 'Nicest Personality'!
Jon: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Cal: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Micheal: Tell Seek about the birds and the bees.
Colin: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Bryan: What do you think Devin will do for a distraction?
Yuki: he'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Mario: ... or he could do that.
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Mario : i want to be a caterpillar.
Kay : explain?
Mario : eat a lot, sleep for awhile, wake up beautiful.*
Kay : you know that they have a life span of like a week, right?
Mario : just another highlight!
Yuki : mARIO NO-
