VMon/TaeJoon Oneshots [BTS]

Why So Serious?

[Another Short TaeJoon AU]
ㅡ TaeJoon AU: Joker Kim Taehyung and Harley Quinn Kim Namjoon

P.S: I do know Harley and Joker is quite an abusive relationship but you guys wouldn't know, I could change that 👀
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Warning: Death/Blood/Killing

Taehyung was at the rooftop, watching Namjoon from below fighting off some cops and heroes with his bat.

In Taehyung's hand was a playing card with the Joker's face and he had one eyebrow raised while he kept watching his sidekick fighting off  the cops. He didn't bother seeing Namjoon all injured and he just watched him, a wicked grin plastered on his face and he was pacing around, eyes still fixated on Namjoon.

"I knew he is completely useful~ Heh!~" Taehyung said and he saw Namjoon have killed all the cops and some of the heroes ran away with their fallen and injured allies and they left the battlefield.

With a wicked grin on his face, Taehyung left the building to join with Namjoon.

Namjoon watched the heroes running away and he laughed "Yeah!~ Go and run away you cowards! Seoul is ours~" Namjoon said and like a delinquent, he stomped on a male cop's back once he saw him moving and he looked at the man with a psychotic but curious look.

"Oh? What's this? Still awake?" Namjoon said. "I think you need a good night's sleep~ Sweet Dreams sir." Smirking creepily, Namjoon raised his bat and said in a low, scary voice. "aNd NeVeR wAkE uP!!~" the blonde male then brutally hit the cop's head with his bloody bat, leading the man to his death.

Footsteps were suddenly heard from behind causing the older male to look and he saw the younger male, clapping his hands while approaching him.

"Brilliant! Magnifico Rap Monster~ You are indeed perfect as my sidekick." Taehyung said, but he is not genuine about this and he did a hand gesture with one eyebrow raised while looking at Namjoon and his stance was elegant. "Keep it up and I'll keep you~"

Namjoon, unaware that Taehyung is just manipulating him to use him smiled and pat his back with his bat while placing a hand on his hip.

"Why, Thank you Mr.Joker!" Namjoon exclaimed and leaned his head forward making Taehyung raise a brow out of confusion.

"What?" Taehyung crossed his arms.

"How about you give me a reward hmm?" Namjoon grinned.

Taehyung scoffed and faced his back to Namjoon. "Me? giving you a reward huh? For my sidekick?" he muttered and suddenly, dashed towards Namjoon and pinned him to the wall as he got out a knife and placed it right onto the older's neck.

Taehyung looked at Namjoon scarily while the older just grinned down to him. "You don't order me around Monster! It is I who will decide for I am your boss and you're just a mere sidekick of mine." Taehyung said.

Namjoon smirked, "But I am older than you for one year~" he teased and Taehyung groaned in annoyance.

"Shut up or I will--" Taehyung was interrupted when he felt Namjoon's hand under his chin.

"Or you will what, puddin?~" Namjoon was still smirking.

Taehyung hissed and shoved Namjoon's hand away. "Don't touch me!"

Namjoon just chuckled and he teased the green haired boy more. "Why, so serious?~"

Taehyung groaned and once he was about to speak, Namjoon pulled him with his necktie and kissed the younger which surprised Taehyung causing him to push the older away from him and he walked out, wiping off his mouth with the sleeve of his jacket and ignored Namjoon who was already following him from behind.

But, there was a hint of smirk on Taehyung's mouth except it's not much noticeable. Namjoon looked at Taehyung head to toe and he smiled.

He really is head over heels of Taehyung.

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