Smut Stories

dis why only whores ride horses

In the process of rewriting

If you are looking for more detailed chapters and better written ones go to 'you look a little thirsty hunny'and start from there

'damian this ain't gonna work I can r ride a horse it's not gonna work at all no way find someone else'

'ammmy but no one else is fitted for this role your the only one'

'listen I know but there's a problem'

'and what is that problem?'

'well im not like all the other flat chested all ass no tits bitches you hire for jobs,im all bobs no ass'she says gesturing to her boobs.

'oh'damion says smirking.

'well how about we just find out if that is really the problem'

'huh'

'alrighty get on the horse I don't got all day'

'can we do it where's there less people?'

'sure why not ummmmm let's see the house is definitely a no that place is a fuckdome,a car no not enough room to rail someone,trailer oh god no that would tip over,the toilets are grotty Soo the only other place is the stables'

'why are you listing places that definetly can't fit a horse's

'sorry lost track my bad'

'how about the stables?'

'uhhh sure'

'welp let's go not you start walking I'll go get a horse's

~time skip because I'ma lazy hoe that needs to get back to work'

'i see the problem they don't have any gravity and just bounce around they must get sore after all the riding and that'

'you wouldn't even understand the pain after a long day of riding'

'well how about I go home and get a cream to stop it from doing that'

'sure'

'no worries just after we all go out drinking'

'no im ah'

'nope your going'damian says while grabbing Amy's wrist and dragging her to his car after seeing everyone else leaving.

'alrighty buckle up it's about an hour ride to where we are going'

'i fucking hate you'

'oh such hurtful words'he says holding a hand over his heart while being dramatic.

'yep definitely an actor'

'well if you really wanna'

Before Damian could even finish a come back Amy turns the radio up drowning out the response coming from Damian.

After multiple suprisingly good sing alongs and the annoying headache from the car horns outside.

'these fuckers keep beeping their horns like it actually does something'

'hah you are right'

'im always right'

'meh sometimes'

'meanie'

'ah no need to act like a baby wear nearly there anyway'

'ohhhhh shut up I like this song's

But as soon as Amy gets ready to start singing from start to finish it all goes quite with just a turn of the keys and a little jingle to go with it.

'ayo what the fuck'

'sorry but where here so maybe there might be a karaoke thing inside'

'what you want more of my Fabolous singing'

'listen here that was more like screaming and really the only thing I want to hear is for you to be screaming my name while under me'

'huh wtf'

'you coming or not?'

'yeah yeah I'll be there'

While speed walking and trying not to slip over anything on the floor while also trying to try and keep some type of style.

'you walk to fucking fast'

'or your just to slow'

'bitch you don't want this fight'

Word count~563