hannah x whatever one shots

Hannah x shigaraki x chapstick

((a/n: once again im so sorry but i probably wont be by the end of it so umm yea enjoyyyy))

Hannah was on the street when all of sudden some dwarfs came up to them asking asking them to join their cult. They of course agreed right away finally finding their people. They then lead them to where they do their rituals and thats where hannah saw the hottest man ever so they decided they needed to act like a pick me person to get his attention so of course hannah did the little cute annoying ass kitten sneeze which caught this unknown mans attention he then went up to hannah and said "bitch if you sneeze like that one more time ill stab you" hannah then took the chance to ask for his name and he said his name is shigaraki and thats when hannah noticed he has same crusty ass lips like this bitch has never even seen chapstick and hannah took the chance to grab the chapstick from their back pocket and apply it on his lips and after they used the whole thing of chapstick because that bitches lips were so mfing crusty they took the chanve to give him a smooch and thats when the chapstick said "ayo shawty do that again" both hannah and shigaraki were quite surprised but then they both blushed and smooched once again

((a/n: HELP WTF DID I JUST MAKE I STG EVEN IM CONCERNED anyways enjoy ig😟))