[DISCONTINUED]Forbidden Stars - Scaramouche x Mona

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(thank you for reading!! enjoy :) )

The female hydro user, Mona Megistus, was simply walking through Liyue to enjoy the scenery while she was there. She then saw a short man with an alarmingly large hat from the corner of her eye. "Oh my fucking Archons why is he here.." She muttered under her breath hoping he doesn't see her.

"Hm? Is that an astrology brat I see over there?" Scaramouche yells, pointing out that he noticed Mona.

"And is that a murderous brat I see over there?" She yells back, to get on his nerves.

"Murderous? Call me that again and you'll be my next victim, bitch." He snuck up behind Mona and made her jump.

"You tell me to not call you murderous yet you threaten me in the same sentence? Is your brain equal to a hilichurls?" She flicked Scaramouche's forehead and walked away, more annoyed than ever.

"Hey Mona! Can I make a bet with you?" Scaramouche yelled to get Monas attention. "If you win the bet, you'll get mora~!"

"Wh-What is it..." She looks back at the snarky harbinger.

(shhhh i know it's short)