Jesus x Obama (omegaverse<3)

The resurrection

Jesus pov

I was chillin in heaven like I usually do. Flying around and talking to my brother Gabriel, apparently he had a boyfriend named Sam that he was seeing down on earth.

"What's he like?" I asked Gabriel. "He's amazing and he runs a family business with his brother Dean!" Gabe said. "Dean? DEAN as in the guy Castiel is dating??" I replied. "Yes who else there's only 1 Dean we know🙄" said Gabe.

I was about to reply to his sassy ass but I suddenly heard my bell😤. (I forgot to tell you guys that we all have our own bell father summons us with.) "Gabe father's calling me I have to go." And with that I flew off to father's palace.
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I arrived at the palace and walked down the familiar hallway to his office. As I approached his office I saw Phil and Jay guarding the door, I waved at them saying hi. They smiled at me and opened the double doors to the office to let me through.

Father was at his desk looking through the scrolls of history. Since I'm his favorite child💅 to grab his attention I knocked the scroll out his hand. He looked up at me in anger, which surprised me because he's never done that before.

"H-hello father you called?" I asked nervously. "Hello Jesus, I did but now you are not needing seeing that is you've ripped the scroll." he said annoyed. "My apologies father I just wanted to mess with you!" I said sullen. "Do not apologize my child, but that scroll was important so you must be punished for this." He said seriously.

"PUNISHED?, FOR WHAT ACCIDENTALLY RUINING A SCROLL" I said suddenly irritated. "THAT SCROLL WAS THE PLANS I MADE FOE THE NEXT TEN YEAR! AND LOWER YOUR TONE WHEN TALKING TO ME!!" He shouted. "I'm sorry father I didn't realize." I said suddenly feeling small.

"Sorry won't cut it this time, I'm sending you back to earth to reflect my child" said father. "Father please I'm sorry! Please don't make go back there it's so sinful!" I cried out. "You're in no place to object." father said now irritated.

With that father opened up a portal that sucked me in, but I wasn't about to go without a fight. So I grabbed some of the lining of the portal and tried to climb back up it. But the lining ripped and I got sucked out the portal into another one.

The process of changing portals made me very dizzy so I ended up passing out. When I woke up I was on earth. Well I think its earth but it seems different. Like I can't explain it but the people seem and technology seem advanced.