Post-Trio Going To Therapy

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Therapist: So, why do you all think you're here?

Nakajima: "What am i *not* i here?"

Miona: "Mitsuki made us come here."

Kaz: "I originally came here for the free drinks and cookies in the lobby but they made me come here after i had a 5 hour conversation with the receptionist!" 

Therapist: O..... kay?  Well, can you tell me about your relationships with your parents?

Nakajima: [getting up to leave]

Miona [holding Nakajima's false hand down]: Complicated and a literal keyboard smash.  

Kaz: "OwO"

Therapist: Please sit down, and can you please tell me about the tragedy?  

Nakajima:[removing her false hand placing it on the therapist lap]: This shit, this shit right here"

Miona: "I killed, got found out, and then got executed."

Kaz [raising their hand while smiling]: "I got brutally murdered!"

Therapist [rubbing their temples] : Oh god, anyway...  first take this back... and second, we're running out of time, so just tell me how life's now going after it all.

Nakajima {putting her hand back on]: "My son's gone and he's on a *new* fucking game and now i'm dying even more, so i'm going to take my pain out on the horrible people i kill.  "

Miona: "I'm slowly giving up, and i'm expecting a jumpscare death scene at anytime in my life and i don't want to use anymore FUCKING ELECTRIC POWERED CHAIRS-"

Kaz: "Can we go jump in the fountain now?  It makes us feel better.  "

Therapist [with their head in their hands]: I'm starting to see why your friend made you come here.  

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