The pregnant virgin

I stood over the sink in the classroom as I threw up for the tenth time that morning. As I turned and wiped my mouth miss walked in she took one look at me and told me to follow her.

I walked along the corridors of the school following her, she stopped at the front office spoke to the receptionist and was given a small slim box in return. She carried on walking and went into the female toilets. I followed her in. She told me to pee on the little stick then wait for it to change colour.

About 5 minutes later the little stick turned pink, she said to me, congratulations your pregnant. I looked at her in shock, I'm a virgin miss!! Then I fainted.

She stuck her head out of the toilet door, told mr jones to pick me up and carry me to her car. He then drove us to the hospital, whilst she supported my lifeless body.

At the hospital I was rushed through a and e and onto a ward. Still unconscious.