Friday night funkin - how you became the best rapper there it

Week 2 - october 31st

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Well that was a wasteful of nothing, for a guy who can make an entire fantasy world about a broccoli you sure are bad at math lol! Nah I'm just kidding you're good at math but you don't want to try because you're expecting a good grade lel ;P after
class and school finishes. Because nobody really gives a fuck about school.

It starts getting dark
because you don't care about time, you decide to walk to your house until you get interrupted
"Excuse me!" One of the unknown voices said
"Down here" the other voice says.

You look down and see 2 kids in Halloween costumes

You looked at them confused

"Why are you both laying on the ground..?" You ask

"Heh! Sorry!" The pumpkin head child said.

As the kids in costumes get up you just look at them confused, why were these kids in Halloween costume? It's not Halloween! It's literally April!
"Hello uhm..... Person!" The skeleton kid says
"I am skid, and this is pump" he said confidently
"Hello!" Pump said. You wave slowly... "I- uhh.. why are you kids wearing Halloween costumes?" You asked. "Because it is the SPOOKY MONTH!" They both yell with excitement... you nod your head slowly..... "anyways... we want to do the rap battles with you!!" Skid said. "huh...?" You said in confusion, "we must practice our rapping, so we need someone to rap with, we made 2 cool songs..." pump explains. Why are they asking me this? Couldn't they just ask that "BF" guy or something, whatever, you didn't want to rap with them, You had other important things to do. "Look kids, no harm done but I don't wanna-" you get interrupted when the kids grab out their guns. WHO THE FUCK GAVE THESE CHILDREN GUNS WHAT THE FUCK????

"You don't have a choice, now you better start saying beep bo bop before you get a taste of our glocks" skid said. Well shit, either you rap with sans and pumpkin child or you get blue balls lmao. You sigh, "fine. I'll have a rap battle with you" you say, the kids smile "Hooray" they both said excitingly while synchronized.

As they get ready they hand you a mic, "so like, have you ever rap battled before?" Pump asked.. you were afraid of this question.... but you didn't want to be a liar, so you sigh and mumble.. "yeah but I lost." "We're you using the words?" Skid asks. "What..? You mean rapping with my words?" You respond.. "well if you did, then no wonder you lost, everybody know that the words! The words are for talking, not for the battles of rap!" Skid says, you look at both of them confused. "You gotta become a vocal kid and say random words if you wanna win" pump says.

Use random words...?
Please, nobody can make a good song with random words except for that game with rabbits shooting ink at eachother. But you shrug it off and decide to try it atleast. Skid and pump plug in their mic, and so do you. But you wondered why they have a cardboard cutout of that "bf" guy's girlfriend... that's kinda weird... and creepy.. "okay let's start!" They both say. You get ready to start rapping as the counter goes from 3 to 1

Whoa you did it! You won your first ever rap battle! "I... I won?" You said.. looking confused... "well duh! Of course... wait a minute.. you mean to tell me that you have been doing the beepity bopities without knowing a single thing about the bappity boops?" Skid and pump said. Uhhh well shit. "Skid! We lost against a newbie!" Pump says, skid looks extremely shocked "Noooo!!!" Skid yells loudly... both skid and pump run away screaming, while you just stand there looking confused... newbie? Dafuq do they mean by newbie? Whatever. That didn't matter to you. Youve won your first ever rap battle, and now you're gonna celebrate it by listening to Spotify and making fake scenarios in your head about your anime crushes. You walk home confidentially and head straight up to your room, thanks to those weird kids you're finally gonna do it for real this time. The perfect rap song... IS A GO!

[END OF WEEK 2]