Fuckboys

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How to spot a fuckboy:

-calls many girls bae when he first meets them

-conceited

- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals

- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there's a ";)" involved)

- relies on his mom but doesn't respect women

- looks like he just read one of jaden smith's tweets in all of his selfies

-They come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary

A "fuckboy" is the lowest possible form of the vile, degenerate waste pouring from the proverbial asshole of society. Calling some a fuckboy is the verbal equivalent of the orally penetrating their mother, their dog, and their girlfriend in the span of approximately 3.94 seconds, and is only to be used on people who make pre-school slurs like "fucker" and "cunt" look like tokens of sainthood. A person whose only purpose in life is to fuck shit up. A manipulating dick who does whatever it takes to benefit him, regardless of who he screws over. They will screw over anyone and everyone as long they get what they want. A poser who acts like he does drugs and says he gets "head" from bountiful bitches when in fact hes just a lame bitch ass fool who trys to act all that.

The best way to deal with one is to:

-use the boyfriend card

-tell him that you are to young and if needed lie about your age

-keep chest and butt covered.

-Do NOT lead him on

-don't send winkys, kissys, or anything similar.

-Do not play any games with him

-point at the biggest guy and the room and say thats my boyfriend casually.

(Usually they are quite easy to get rid of. They move on the the next girl quickly unless they are desperate.)

Now that you know of fuckboys, there are also fuck boy supreme. Fuck Boy Supreme: an extremely weak ass bitch fuck boy who is socially awkward. He also often talks disgusting girls because he finds he can often relate to the troubles they have. He tries very hard to fit in to be cool but always fails miserably. He often says very weird words that he thinks will make him cool. He goes to the police to get people in trouble just because he always need to follow the law. Most fuck boy Supremes' often have a ugly girlfriend who they will kiss their ass 24/7. While talking to his ugly girlfriend he will always refer to her as "babe" or "baby" and any other gay name that most people would always be embarrassed to say in public. He is always scared to talk to new people and is extremely shy. The fuck boy supreme is also very poor and mooches as much money as he can from. Besides kissing his girlfriends ass he kisses the ass of any type of authoritative figurer so much that you will not be able to know where his head starts and where their ass ends. In general he posses all the worst qualities you can ever think of. Avoid him at all costs!

The next type of fuck boy is a OG fuckboy.

OG Fuckboys: is One who is always fucking around and not giving a shit. OG Fuckboys have the reputation of being little shits that are always up to no good. They rage a lot and get the most pussy. They also lack a vulgarity filter when speaking. "Fuck" is used in almost every other sentence when OG Fuckboys are conversing among themselves. OG Fuckboys originated at a small private ski club in Wisconsin, but the OG Fuckboy influence has since expanded to areas throughout the US and Canada.

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