The Shrine: The End...?

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by Lalunar_Dragonia

by Lalunar_Dragonia

The true Shrine, every. last. dumb saying. (At least the ones that got left out)
G: Geno
D: Dream
B: Blue
E: Error
S: Star
If there's nothing, Geno is speaking
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"REMMIE
THE RATATOUILLE
THE RAT OF ALL MY DREAMS~"
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D: GOODNIGHT
G: GOODNIGHT
D: SEE YOU IN 2030
G: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME WE SURVIVE
D: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WON'T
G: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME WE AREN'T JUST GONNA ENTER DEC 32
D: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME THAT
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"I walk this lonely road
In my bag I have a giant toad
Don't know where it goes
Just know it's only me and this giant toad~"
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"RETURN TO THE REALM OF THE LIVING, YOU ETHEREAL BISEXUAL"
"YOU LITTLE WOMBAT SHIT CUBE"
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID YOU BEAUTIFUL RAT"
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G: WHO LIVES IN THE ANTI-VOID AND GETS BULLIED
B: ERROR SANS
G: GLITCHY AND SHADY AND RAT-LIKE IS HE
B: ERROR SANS
G: IF DESTRUCTIVE MADNESS IS SOMETHING YOU WISH
B: ERROR SANS
G: SHOOT A GASTER AT INK SANS AND CALL HIM A B I T C H
B: ERROR SANS

R E A D Y?
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*Insert Undead Lullaby*
*Insert Myla's Song*
*Insert Twiddles*
*Insert Join The Party*
*Insert Kirby with Lyrics*
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"No more plans, it's time for BULLSHIT"
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You fucker
You motherfucker-
I will rain HECKFIRE UPON YOU
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"WE'VE BEEN SPOTTED! S C A T T E R-" Cue the skeletal form of Geno falling apart. Plastic bones fall to the ground as the smell of ketchup fills the air. It's been revealed that Geno is just a bunch of rats in a jacket.
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Genø:
I wanna be a cowboyyyy babyyyy
Error:
If everyone else is safe then it has to be Geno.
Genø: I wanna be a cowwwwboooyyyyyy baaabyyyyyy
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Genø:
S A C R I F I C E
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"When you've Jingled all your Jangles
And your loved ones have been ✨mangled✨
listen to the Jingle Jangle
of my ----- Tambourine~"
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S: Geno is almond milk and bad
G: You're dad has been gone for 10 years *chasing me*
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**"There was a whole ass roach in my water"**
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"Every kiss begins with **K E T A M I N E**"
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"My aesthetic is a victorian age child dying of small pox"
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"MOTHER I HAVE BECOME DEAF"
"MOTHER THEY HAVE TAKEN MY NON EXISTENT EARS AND ROASTED THEM LIKE SMORES OVER A FIRE"
"*Mother I see a light*"
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"BAD AND NAUGHTY GRIM REAPERS GET THEIR NUTS TAZED TO ATONE FOR THEIR CRIMES"
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"*Pwease get out of youw damn officey wofficey UwU*"
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E: Kindly get off the app, hold on it, and press the x cutely
G: Okay
E: I m j o k i n g
OH NO I DONE KILLED HIM
THAT CRAZY SON OF A BITCH DID IT
GENO DAMN
*Mother I'm sorry I just accidentally made Geno delete the app*
D: NO HE DID NOT
G E N O
I'M GROUNDING YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK
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"Why does the Blue on the Server Pic look like the Blue from that one comic where he's like 'Grab life by the b a l l s! MAKE EM YOUR B I T C H!'"
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"Where did he come from? We know this.
Where did he go? We don't know this.
WHERE DID YOU GO TO COTTON EYE JOE"
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"I AM THE WANDERING SPIRIT 'GENOCIDE' AND I AM HERE TO BE HORNY AND SAY WEIRD SHIT"
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"Who said we were eating homophobic chicken sandwiches?"
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"I ain't ever seen two pretty best friends, always one of em gotta be sexy"
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"Mother, Brother has always said he craves violence, yet here I am, committing it."
"I a m t h e s t r o n g e r c h i l d"
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"Master has given Dobby Katy Perry, Dobby is a plastic bag, floating through the wind, waiting to start again"
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"Tiddy Biscuits?"
"TIDDIES OF HOPE"
"Mommy milkers of Justic"
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"You thought it was Crepic, but NO, it's a MURDER SCENE"
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"Kill the bitch, don't be shy, snap his neck"
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"YOU PEOPLE ARE THIRSTIER THEN A MAN TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT I S W E A R-"
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"Yeah, I learned how to Spooky Dance. Kinda feels like off-brand Orange Justice."
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"SPIDER MAN,SPIDER MAN, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN. CAN YOU SCREAM? NO YOU CAN'T. SEE THIS BITCH SHIT HITS THE FAN, LOOK OUUUU-"
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"Rootin', tootin', toil n' shootin'
Fire burn and cowboy bootin'
Eye of Newt and Spicy Beans
Toe of Frog and Denim Jeans
Whiskey, Grits, n' Demon Spittle
Tossed into my iron griddle
From the tannin' of our hides
SOMETHIN' WICKED THIS WAY RIDES"
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"...This game takes longer to play than your dad coming home with the milk"
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"BY THE KNEES OF BARRY B. BENSON"
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"No, but seriously. Sometimes I wanna bake your eyeballs into a pie."
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E: GO TO SLEEP, BROTHER.
G: I expect payment.
E: What do you want?
G: Toes
E: w h a t.
G: Human. Toes.
E: Do you have a toe fetish or something?
G: What did you think put the 'Blood' in 'Blood Tea?'
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"The blanket of soil and rocks is warm beneath me. I am full of love as I give up my flesh to the worms and my bones to the beetles. I smile as ants scramble over my once lonely heart. Let rats tear through the cloth around my body as flies bathe in my stomach. I always thought I would enjoy my time in death... It's a shame my body was found."
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