jesus woke up and walked to the exit of his fresh crib, the manger where he was birthed. jesus was a lucky guy as he had been born on christmas so he got extra preasents. His mother, Mary, was the town milf so every one knew his name. he couldn't be any more popular.
he opened his mail box and saw a party invite. he opened it and it read.
"ayo jesus my g, you've been invited to my epic frat party, dont forget to bring lots of water cos we know you can turn that shit into wine! FREE BOOZE! cya there tonight at 9. you already know who it is"
- judas
i-it was judas sempai who jesus was crushing on for a long time now. jesus started to smile, his cheeks turning rose, maybe there was a chance judas felt the same way about him. nothing could go wrong now.
