Dont Discuss Gender-Politics Over dinner...

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[The Princess Alliance and the Umbrella Academy step through the portal, after a few seconds, they see a large beam of light shining upon them. They have arrived.]

Entrapta- Looks like we're here!

Five- Based on the sunlight facing down upon me, we must be in Cuba! Good job ummm.... What was your name again?

Entrapta- Entrapta and this is [gesturing to the other princesses]-

Five- Don't care.

Bow- Now, where is Adora's place.

Entrapta- Based off my map she should be just down the street.

Scorpia- Let's go gang!

[As the hot Cuban Sun beams down onto the heard, they reach Adora's house]

Mermista- This is the place she decided to live? What a fucking downgrade.

Seahawk- Now dearest, don't be rude, I'm sure her and Catra are very happy here.

Mermista- Wanna set it on fire once we leave?

Seahawk- I love you so much.

[They all pile up onto the porch, the hot Cuban sun shaded by the shingles. Glimmer rings the doorbell and a instrumental jingle resembling "La Cucaracha" plays to signify that someone was at the door]

[The door opens, Adora is standing in the doorway. Behind her is her dining room, and at the table sits Catra, their son Eddie, some other boy next to him, an old man, two identical twins, a man? Baby? They couldn't quite tell which, a strangely transparent teenager, and two adult men.]

Eddie- Moms? We might need more chairs.

Soos- On it!

[Look at the diagram above for where everyone is sitting. The hot Cuban sun peeked through the blinds as Catra brought out a bunch of food, placing it on the table.]

Hannibal- Can I ask what's in this meal you've so graciously prepared?

Will- Hanni, let's not-

Catra- I don't even know who you are. Adora? Why are these two old men here?

Adora- They're Richie's parents honey, and they have some experience with umm... fighting so they will be good assets.

Catra- [Shakes both Will's and Hannibal's hands] Welcome to our home 🥰

Adora- Before everyone gets started, shall we go around and introduce ourselves? Names and pronouns please. It's difficult to start a revolution when we don't even know each other! I'll start, I'm Adora, also known as She-ra the umm big warrior princess lady, she/her, and I'm ready to fight!

Catra- I'm Catra, she/her. And can the little girl please stop petting me and go back to her seat? I'm not a damn animal!

Mabel- Oh... sorry. [she moves back to her seat and sits solemnly next to her brother]

Entrapta- I'm Entrapta, gender is a construct created by humans to distract from real science but for the sake of my comfortability I do prefer she and her pronouns.

Vanya- Hey I'm umm, Vanya. And I don't really care. Whatever y'all want is fine.

Allison- I'm Allison, she/her.

Luther (deceased)- I'm Luther, nor/mal.

Klaus- [from across the table] He says his name is Luther, and he's a raging bigot.

Five- Five, he/him. But we really should hurry up, we don't have much time.

Diego- Diego, he/they. Not here for a long time but here for a good time.

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 17, 2021 ⏰

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