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fake chat time! (kali ini nyambung sama ch kmrn;))

ROMUSA ELIT
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yesterday

Jimin
| grup apa kuburan?

Seokjin
| grup apa superhero?

Hoseok
| superhero?

Seokjin
| Sepi-bener-men

Jisoo
| ga ngerti gue...

Jennie
| mksdnya pelesetan 'spiderman'

Jisoo
| Oh

today

Yoongi
| P

Lisa
p = keturunan daj*al |

Jimin
| @Lisa tau ga kenapa kamu sama teh itu sama?

Lisa
karena aku manis |
HAHAHAHAH |

Rosé
| tp kan teh ada yang pait..?

Jisoo
| teh yang enak itu teh tawar!
| jd pengen es teh mamang waijeh.

Lisa
diam manusia manusia sirik |

Jungkook
| karena Lisa itu cuTEA

Jimin
| anjaaay nyuri start
| karena Lisa itu pretTEA

Jennie
| sbar ya men @Rosé

Rosé
| bdmt.

Lisa
woi ah wkwkw |

Jennie
| @Taehyung @Taehyung

Yoongi
| slh.
| yg bnr itu krn Lisa beauTEA

Jisoo
| bang yoon sehat?
| knp ini anjir cowok cowok???

Hoseok
| hey shawTEA @Lisa

Lisa
hey naughTEA |

Jennie
| holy shit nyadar woi udah punya cowok
| @Taehyung take care of your girl, bro.

Rosé
| what the hell?
| i----

Seokjin
| Why tho everyone talk about TEA
| it's make me thirsTEA

Lisa
wanna see my booTEA ? |

Namjoon
| yeah Lisa you're hotTEA

Jisoo
| Namjoon juga??
| Where the fck is Taehyung?
| @Taehyung

Taehyung
| what the???
| can someone explain it?? @Lisa

Jennie
| everyone's literally flirting with ur GF
| They're sick.

Taehyung
| Bales pc aku @Lisa
| Where r ya???

5 minutes later-

Taehyung
| did anyone see Lisa?
| Where is she?
| Dia gabisa gue hubungin

Jennie
| gue bantu chat dia

Rosé
| call gue di reject

Jisoo
| udah kerumahnya?

Taehyung
| udah kak
| kata bunda gaada

Jennie
| ini cowok-cowok yang lain kemana anjir?
| kalian kabur aja setelah godain cewek orang!??
| Hey @Namjoon @Seokjin @Hoseok @Yoongi @Jimin @Jungkook

Rosé
| We're friends...

Taehyung
| I don't understand anymore
| @Lisa pls answer my calls.
| We need to talk

Jisoo
| Taehyung, gue tau ini salah
| Tapi coba lu tenang dulu
| Kita jg bantu contact Lisa

Taehyung
| Ya kak, thankyou.

Jimin

Taehyung
| FUCK YOU @Jungkook

Jennie
| what the-

Rosé
| geez
| r u sick? @Lisa

Jisoo
| Mereka dimana? @Jimin

Taehyung
| ga nyangka gue
| gue pikir kalian sahabat-sahabat gue

Taehyung left the group

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